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Creative Content Creation Masterpiece.

This project was awarded to stuart001 for $30 SGD.

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Project Description

This is for a Website Selling one single product.
Looking for a content creator, a sensible writer, an Original of extraordinary humor and creativity.
Content is in English and it has to be fun.
This is for a single product which you could classify as performance enhancer for adult males.

If you bid, you submit a Sales Pitch sample of not more than 300 words and not less than 150 on the subject explained below.

Subject product to be sold:

Black and yellow striped condoms much like the tail of a hornet that will make you last longer.

Your sales pitch is geared towards Male customers.
Since it is a striped condom it is obviously a fun concept.

There are not to be any four-letter words or vulgar language.

That does not mean that you should not talk about it, that’s where your sensibility and creativity comes in.

This condom is not only for the early birds but mostly for the ones who dance with more bees at the same time.
Once you got that thing in your pocket you are as confident as Chuck Norris visiting the Virgin Islands. They are now called “The Islands”.
Get the drift?
And I sure hope it's better than the stuff I just wrote down.

Keys: fun, wicket, hornet, sting, performance, surprise the flowers, lets hit the Club Horny.

Goal
Even people do not buy the product, but they would send the link to friends saying you got to read this, it’s too funny, witty, wicket stuff.

It has to come across like you got to have this, THIS IS COOOOOL!! (to have)

The total content in terms of volume is not more than 5 A4 pages, we will pay $250 for these 5 pages at 900 words a page and will negotiate the future writing work.

YOU ARE BIDING ON THE SELECTION PROCESS TO BE THAT WRITER FOR WHICH WE WILL PAY $30


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