Funny (Sarcastic) Articles Writer

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Dear Freelancers,

We are looking for 3 writers of extremely funny articles. The articles should be something like on website [url removed, login to view] but it should be unique and original. All bidders must provide a small sample (300 characters) on the topic we choose (it will not be the specific topic, it will be wide so the focus is on humour) - just to see if you are humourous. The others will not be considered as real. So the bids should start with the numbers 111222 in order to see who read this description (the others will be eliminated).

The payment: one writer will be paid weekly 15$ for 5 articles (3$ per article) and after a month the best one from the 3 chosen freelancer will get a permanent job with the salary increasement and the other 2 writers will not work anymore for us. So, after that, the job will require 2 articles per day (20 working days) and the monthly payment of 200$ (5$ per article).

Ask for the topic on which you will have to write small, funny, witty and sarcastic article.

Skills: Articles, Blog, Copywriting

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Project ID: #5064782

16 freelancers are bidding on average $15452/hour for this job

rajat07me

111222. Being a platinum level expert ezine author and having 4 years of writing expertise (articles, rewriting, blogs, ghostwriting etc), I am 100% confident that I can deliver you high quality, plagiarism free, seo f More

$5 USD / hour
(756 Reviews)
7.7
writer075

111222 Hi, I have gone through your project brief, and felt comfortable to write on the proposed subject. In my 4 years freelance writing background I've just got the ability to tackle many subjects. I published d More

$3 USD / hour
(210 Reviews)
7.6
aonefreelancer

111222 Quality writing, affordable price, clients' satisfaction-These are what make me different from others. Look no further and talk to me. I will give you the perfection that no one else can provide in such an af More

$5 USD / hour
(228 Reviews)
7.5
alibutt2014

EXPERT HERE --- Ready to start this work, expect HIGH QUALITY from me. Looking Forward........Thank you!

$5 USD / hour
(428 Reviews)
7.2
EverYouth

Before selecting your provider, please visit the mentioned link to read my service description as well as “SAMPLE”. This is my cordial request. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mRN9mjXjVxQUMnx_GV9c_jepC0tibcjajE_E More

$5 USD / hour
(156 Reviews)
6.4
sam3724

Sir, i am a very efficient writer. I can deliver bulk work which will be of the required quality within stipulated time period. There will never be a delay. It will be very good on your part to select me for the pro More

$5 USD / hour
(106 Reviews)
6.2
Emam9109

Hi, I am a professional writer and I am running a team of native article writers. I can handle your task. Don’t worry about quality and deadline. I am eagerly awaiting for your response. Thanks with B/R Hasan

$5 USD / hour
(191 Reviews)
6.3
abhijit1234

hello sir, I am an ezine level author and you can check my live articles here --- http://ezinearticles.com/?Improvising-Things-in-Relationships&id=6801566 I am also an author at ilovefreesoftware.com and you c More

$3 USD / hour
(109 Reviews)
6.1
KatieHammond

I would love to write Unique, Error free, informative and High Quality Article for you. Quality and on time is my first priority. Please consider my bid and allow me to deliver you high quality article. Thanks..!!

$5 USD / hour
(74 Reviews)
5.9
xazoo

consider it done professionally. please check my profile for my reliability ,expect high quality on time.feedback on my profile are evidence of my quality,thanks

$8 USD / hour
(70 Reviews)
5.6
ashrafnauman

Hi, I can write for you in your budget. Here is sample: http://dealingsonnet.blogspot.com/2013/10/ear-force-z2-stereo-pc-gaming-headset.html Thanks.

$5 USD / hour
(63 Reviews)
5.5
Writer24x7x363

111222----Samples: ( www.filesnack.com/files/cdc5658p ) -- Click on the link and download the Samples Please. I am bidding for 5 Articles. If I can’t provide Copyscape pass Quality article, you do not have to pay. I More

$3 USD / hour
(8 Reviews)
3.9
Indira180250

111222 - I am willing to give this project a try because: 1) I am a humorous person by nature - as I have learned to laugh at myself and life in general. 2) I am a good writer - so my reviews tell me. 3) Dedicate More

$5 USD / hour
(11 Reviews)
3.9
raishahaque

111222. Sir, i can deliver quality articles. I have also checked your site and i am able to deliver those kind of articles. Please send me more details.thanks

$2 USD / hour
(22 Reviews)
3.2
Sregor

111222 I have a Bachelor's Degree in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing. I have written several novels and published one of them. I also minored in journalism. I have written many articles in my years of More

$5 USD / hour
(1 Review)
1.4
gurpreet2211

Hello Employer, Here is a blog I used to maintain but I can really write witty stuff for you. I stopped blogging but took up micro-blogging on facebook as it had a wider audience reach. Below are my 3 samples. More

$3 USD / hour
(2 Reviews)
0.7
mikedrake89

Amazing literacy and numerical skills. Very quick and efficient worker who is capable of writing between 20-30 authetic, SEO scoped, genuine articles a day....by night I fight crime as a pants wearing ninja.....people More

$123580 USD / hour
(0 Reviews)
0.0
richardaspden

111222 I am a hard-working, qualified and experienced professional, who is more than capable to do your work. Hire me and I will do the work you need to the high quality it deserves and with the utmost attention an More

$5 USD / hour
(0 Reviews)
0.0
notmyid

Hey! I'm David, and I really want to write for you. While I don't have a 9th degree in supreme English studies or have nine hundred 5/5 reviews, I like to believe I'm exactly what you need to manufacture those rib-c More

$11 USD / hour
(0 Reviews)
0.0
calendulas

I like to make people laugh and do it quite well, either written or verbal. I have attached a sample of my work for a friend. I am happy to be given a test. A Lawyer In A Lawsuit I'd Like To See One of my More

$5 USD / hour
(0 Reviews)
0.0