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Write FUNNY quotes about asses, specificialy, the asses listed in this list:

Hi, I need clever quotes about people who are asses. THESE NEED TO BE FUNNY!!!! Here is an example:

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 dumbasses make up 75% of the world’s population.

* Please be original

* Please be creative

* I am willing to buy as many quotes that you have to offer, but they must be good!

* Please use these asses to create your quotes:

Badass

Candyass

Cheapass

Cheatass

Cheeseass

Classyass

Cleverass

Coolass

Craftyass

Crazyass

Cuteass

Ditzass

Dorkass

Drunkass

Dumbass

Fatass

Fineass

Funkyass

Funnyass

Geekass

Goofass

Grumpass

Grumpyass

Halfass

Happyass

Hardass

Hotass

Jackass

Junkyass

Kickass

Kissass

Lameass

Lardass

Lazyass

Luckyass

Meanass

Moochass

Niceass

Pimpass

Poorass

Prissyass

Psychoass

Punkass

Richass

Sadass

Sexyass

Sillyass

Skinnyass

Slackerass

Slowass

Smartass

Sneakyass

Sorryass

Stingyass

Stinkyass

Strongass

Stupidass

Superass

Thongass

Tightass

Uglyass

Wideass

Wiseass

Thanks!

Skills: Article Writing

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resourcefulA1

This sounds like a crackass project! (Pardon the term, but it's just too irresistible for my sense of humor.) Let me give it a shot. Please see PM for details. Thanks.

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rajat07me

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Emam9109

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shirekuli

Hello. Your project is very interesting. I would like to give it a try. Kindly assign. Regards

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zmfcosmin

hy!! this is a kickass project!! I really want to try !!

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sasheme

"The fatass is denser ergo it won't float on water, but the skinnyass will." $2.5/quote, what say you?

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