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Write FUNNY quotes about asses, specificialy, the asses listed in this list:

This project was awarded to resourcefulA1 for $120 USD.

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Project Description

Hi, I need clever quotes about people who are asses. THESE NEED TO BE FUNNY!!!! Here is an example:

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 dumbasses make up 75% of the world’s population.

* Please be original

* Please be creative

* I am willing to buy as many quotes that you have to offer, but they must be good!

* Please use these asses to create your quotes:

Badass

Candyass

Cheapass

Cheatass

Cheeseass

Classyass

Cleverass

Coolass

Craftyass

Crazyass

Cuteass

Ditzass

Dorkass

Drunkass

Dumbass

Fatass

Fineass

Funkyass

Funnyass

Geekass

Goofass

Grumpass

Grumpyass

Halfass

Happyass

Hardass

Hotass

Jackass

Junkyass

Kickass

Kissass

Lameass

Lardass

Lazyass

Luckyass

Meanass

Moochass

Niceass

Pimpass

Poorass

Prissyass

Psychoass

Punkass

Richass

Sadass

Sexyass

Sillyass

Skinnyass

Slackerass

Slowass

Smartass

Sneakyass

Sorryass

Stingyass

Stinkyass

Strongass

Stupidass

Superass

Thongass

Tightass

Uglyass

Wideass

Wiseass

Thanks!

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