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We represent a network of adult blogs and are looking to hire several long-term freelance ghostwriters to analyze adult videos for our gay porn blogs. The blogs require first person POV (point-of-view) writing that is laced with wit, scathing humor, backhanded compliments and scintillating snarkiness that only the brightest minds can produce. Ultimately, your writing will be judged by its ability to titillate and cause deeply inappropriate laughter. This should be accomplished with a balance of colorful language, metaphors, imagery, story, jokes and vulgarity while maintaining a casual, but intelligent and well-formed dialogue. Of course, this will all be in the context of selling gay porn, so you should already be a follower of mainstream porn and skilled at persuading readers to follow them as well.
This is a long-term project that requires you to watch 30 porn videos, select 1-3 related photos from each video, caption the photos, write 30 blog posts per month at 200-300 words per post and upload the photos and posts to our online WordPress Content Management System. With that in mind, submit your bid based on the amount of work that this project requires per month.
Below is a PDF file containing examples from the blog that set the bar for what we need.
Review each example, observe each article's subtle tonal difference. If you feel you are qualified for the job, reply to us with the following:
1) Background and credentials (Briefly tell us about yourself)
2) Your best sample (Sample must be written in the style similar to the examples located in the link above. If you do not have a sample, go to [url removed, login to view], [url removed, login to view] or [url removed, login to view], locate a video of interest and submit a post of 200-300 words in length along with the URL to the video. If you already have video access to mainstream porn sites such as Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, Randy Blue, Straight College Men, ChaosMen, Fratmen TV, English Lads, UK Naked Men, Blake Mason, Haze Him, Out In Public, etc., a sample post from one of their videos would be preferred as those are the type of sites we cover.)
Of the three requests above, number 2 is the most important so DO NOT reply if you are unable to provide a sample of your work. Also, we are not necessarily looking for someone who is formally educated or have years of writing experience. What matters most is just the ability to write in first person POV and not be boring.
WARNING: The following PDF contains explicit sexual language and links to explicit sexual material. DO NOT view it unless you are 21 years old or older and are comfortable viewing pornographic content.