Funny Creative writer needed- product descriptions with SEO focus

I'm looking for someone to create funny/interesting product descriptions with SEO keywords. Our budget is $4/hr.

An example of the kind of work I'm looking for would be:

"Designed to look like the knob on old fashioned safes, these earrings are made of plated brass and can help you keep your knowledge from flowing out from the two holes on the sides of your head. Rumored to improve your SAT scores, these earrings are a must have for you, your child or anyone you think that needs this. "

which describes the '[url removed, login to view]' image attached to this message. What's important to note here is the tone- It shouldn't be serious at all and should include at least 2 or more instances of the keyword earrings for SEO purposes.

Before we begin, I'd like you to show me a quick sample of your work- please give me a brief product description similar to the one above for the image '[url removed, login to view]' as attached. The title of those earrings is: "SAM EDELMAN HOT PINK FLOWER GOLD TONE EARRINGS WITH FACETED STONES" in case you need it. Please don't overthink this and just see what you come up with- shouldn't take you more than several minutes.

Please do not apply if you can't provide a sample.

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Skills: Copywriting, Product Descriptions

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