Tips for college/university students in 140 characters or less

  • Status Closed
  • Budget $30 - $250 USD
  • Total Bids 21

Project Description

I'm looking for a funny, witty, creative, and original writer to produce 100+ tips (140 characters in length or less) for college/university students. These tips need to be practical/helpful/useful; they can be funny (i.e., academic dishonesty, cheating, etc.), but must be original (i.e., cannot be copied from the internet).

When applying for this job, please submit a sample of your top 10 tips so that we know the quality of your work and know more about your style! (Please do not copy them from the internet and keep them 140 characters or less).

Examples from previous applicants:

Keep changing where you sit in class so that every day feels like the unfamiliarity of day 1. Unfamiliarity = alert.

Rewording essays takes as much time as writing a new one. Find one on Google Images. Pictures can't be detected for plagiarism.

Find professors who use old exam questions. Find the old exams.

Use the References list at the bottom of the Wikipedia article for your essay - not Wikipedia itself.

Adderral may cause sudden cardiac arrest. Just a heads up.

When you're cramming for an exam, write a note to yourself of the pain that you're going through. Read it two weeks before your next exam.

The sense of smell is the strongest memory cue. Study and write the exam using the same fragrance.

Always find a lab partner that'll agree to delegate, distribute, and dilute the work at hand.

Workout during finals. It's amazing how much you can accomplish at the gym when you're under stress.

Never skip class to hangout with a significant other. There's a 1% chance they will be with you forever, and 100% chance your failure will be.

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