Need a Funny TV Spot Written

Close Up of an handsome U.S. Cavalry Officer riding down a suspiciously modern street. He doesn't approve of any of the homes he espies, until he sees the Client's chosen model. He rides up, leans down and knocks on the front door. A pretty but lonely housewife opens the door. She responds to her sexy visitor by attempting to fix her hair. 'Yes?' she aske. He says 'Ma'am, I was hoping you'd enjoy the pleasure of my company.' She blushes. 'Of course, I'd be delighted'. Smiling, the handsome cavalry officer turns over his shoulder and calls 'Company! Ho!'. As he rides into her house, we see his company of cavalry officers following behind him. We cut from the woman's confused face to a graphic: 'In A Client Home, you'LL never BE embarrassed when company drops by'.

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I write scripts for both radio and TV on a weekly basis. As a professional writer and broadcaster I understand both sides of the aisle. Would welcome further dialogue.

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Hello, please check my portfolio for a sample script that I wrote for a UK TV commercial.

Howdy! I have a Master's Degree in English and work as the Managing Editor of a communications firm. I am an expert copywriter who produces great, original content for businesses and have been doing so for over 10 years. But don't just take it from me -- check out my awesome reviews! Looking forward to the possibility of working with you, Alexandra

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Hi, I am an advertising copywriter with 6 years of experience. I have sent a few of my samples. Please take a look. Looking forward to work with you. Thanks, Tania

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I love to write and have been doing so since high school which has been a few years back so consider that I like a challenge to write and my motto is to keep on smiling

Dear Sir or Madam, I'm available and willing to participate in Your project and I guarantee fast and reliable completion of this assignment. I have written this type of scripts before. I would also like to mention that I am Bachelor in the English Language and Literature. Best regards!

G'day - sold out stand up shows at both the Edinburgh and Melbourne International Comedy Festivals, five star reviews in both a range of performed shows and written scripts and an well recognised communications practitioner. Sounds like a fun project. Let's make an ad.

Already have a perfect idea sketched out. Funny, quirky, to the point, with Western written all over it.

Howdy pardners! A clever, humorous 30-second TV commercial doesn't have to cost you an arm and a leg - neither for the script, nor for in production costs. As a seasoned actor, scriptwriter and copywriter, I can easily prepare the script for a prizewinning commercial for you, and since it won't take me much time or effort, I will only charge you $30 for it. (However, if the commercial ends up winning a Clio award, I wouldn't turn down an all-expense-paid trip to the ceremonies, LOL!) I already have a few compelling concepts in mind for what essentially can be a very low-budget commercial piece. I just need you to supply me with a comprehensive breakdown of the building company, containing specific details such as: 1) What kinds of home building the company specialize in (e.g. renovations, restorations, additions and upgrades, new homes, developments, estates, etc.) or general. 2) Who is the typical client, i.e. what is the demographic of the customer base? 3) What specific geographic area does the company serve? 4) What sets the company and its work apart from other companies? (e.g. quality, timeliness, attention to detail, economy, aesthetics, etc.) 5) What are some of the specialties and features that characterize the company's work? (e.g. kitchens, bathrooms, staircases, tile roofs, skylights, fireplaces, flagstone walkways and patios, etc.) 6) What is the company's history, track record and reputation? If you provide me with the essential raw ingredients, I guarantee you will be pleasantly surprised with the results. I've studied film and scriptwriting at university and at the Toronto Film School, and comedy happens to be my forte. As an actor I've played several "Western" characters, and I've written several sketch comedy and stand-up monologues, so this commercial will be a piece of cake. You can review my portfolio for examples of my ad copy writing skills, and I'm also pasting into the body of my private message the copy for a recent humorous ad I wrote for a client as a potential submission for The Best of Craig's List. Lastly, I'd like to add that I lived for a year in Los Angeles - my favorite place in the world - so I have a good frame of reference for what I'm working with here in terms of the So Cal geography and building market. All that having been said, I'm fully confident that I'm the ideal candidate for your project, and I'm really keen and looking forward to working with you on this. Best, Matt