Designer / graphics whiz wanted for humorous business poster

Overview: We are wanting a humorous poster created that will attract attention with the internal business to promote utilisation of an IT portal that allows self-service of IT support. Background: We are a utilities company that provides internet and telecommunication cabling services, telecommunications infrastructure setup and meter reading for various business and government agencies. The internal IT team are relaunching an IT portal called “Concierge” and are wanting to attract the attention of staff on the floors with a single A4 or A3 page flier. Goals: • Attract attention to the flier through the use of business safe humour o Ideally utilising humour related to Utilities such as electrical work or telecommunication infrastructure. • Increase the utilisation of the IT portal called “Concierge” Key messages: • Concierge is your one stop portal to obtaining fast and efficient IT support o It is the fastest way to obtain support!! • Concierge is growing and has great new features saving everyone time such as: o Automated password reset o Automated user creation o Automated software deployment Note: Not required to use exact wording, encourage innovative ways to make the poster fun yet get the message across. Bidder Requirements: • We are specifically seeking a designer focused individual with 90%+ success rate • Must have an example of previous use of humour in a business situation presentation / advert / flier • End result should be a poster that will make me laugh and want to read it. o We specifically do NOT want a technical sounding poster.