5 articles, 1200 words each

I'd like to find someone who can write in a very conversational style with a sense of humor. Similar to: - [login to view URL] - read "9 Keys To Lose Weight Naturally" post - [login to view URL] Topics are self-help and weight loss. Requirements: - Native English only writers! - Each article must be 1200+ words - SEO optimized (keyword repeated 7-9 times in the first sentence, last sentence, sub-headers and content) - Conversational writing style with sense of humor - Article must provide value - Article must be 100% original (must pass copyscape) - Must have perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation. Payment: $0.50 per 100 words (non-negotiable) PLEASE BID FOR 5 ARTICLES, NO BID SHOULD BE OVER $30.00 AS PER THE PAYMENT CITED BELOW. Articles MUST BE of HIGH QUALITY, MUST BE 100% ORIGINAL IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PAYMENT.