Original funny/sarcastic sayings -- 2

I will provide you quality research writing. I am a PhD writer with 10 years of experience. I have worked on several similar projects of research writing, and can deliver professional research writing to tight deadline More

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Hi there, Hope you are doing well. I can assist you in plagiarism free research as I have already done several related projects of research writing. I have a master qualification with 5 years’ experience in research. More

Hi, I would like to grab this opportunity and will work till you get 100% satisfied with my work. I am an expert reseach writer having many years of experience on report writing. I viewed your posting and I can do yo More

Tengo una gran habilidad para crear ideas de manera clara y concisa. buen conocimiento de la gramática y la ortografía y soy capaz de escribir en diferentes estilos y tonos según la audiencia y el propósito del texto. More

My name is Veronica Elizabeth Adams but my pen and stage name is Waterfall Adams. I am a creative professional who writes articles, blurbs, paragraphs, reviews, slogans, summaries and taglines. I have two blogs, self-p More

I am a sarcastic person , what else do you want??? To be honest you are looking for me and not someone who know what to write in a 100 character proposal.

Hello, I think I'm funny enough for this job. I can give you a few examples. 1. I have a degree in sarcasm. 2. I put the 'pro' in procaffeination. 3. Coffee because adulting is hard. 4. I only drink coffee on days tha More

I am writing to express my interest in the Copywriter position at your company. I am a highly skilled and experienced copywriter with a passion for crafting compelling and engaging content that resonates with audiences More

Dont worry about sarcastic sayings andI can do funny ones as well.I work as freelancer as typist , copywriting ,content creator, book writer ,content writing ,research writing, copy writing ,blog writing. I worked as More

1. Your intelligence ******* ***...not. 2. I'm shaking ***********...not. 3. I'm totally ******* ***** right. 4. Ah, the joy of it all...sure. 5. That was thrilling...sure whatever.

Hello, Text me and I can show you some examples . Thank You, Mihaela ?????? I hope You will find what are You locking for.

You need quirky, funny & sarcastic lines that are unique & will appeal your audience. I'm a professional copywriter with over 8 years of experience & is an expert at cracking such one-liners.

I have a degree in sarcasm, what's your superpower? "I'm not a morning person, I just need more coffee." "World's okayest coffee drinker." "Coffee is the liquid version of a hug." "Life is too short for bad coffee." More

I don't even know the criteria to get hired, but i'll give you a free qoute for a offee mug "the world is my coaster" meh.

I am a proffesional writer who has 5 years experience with interesting stories, essays, copywriting etc. I work for a print on demand marketing agency. I can come up with many original sayings as per your requirements More

imagine starting your morning with a cup of motivation and laughter, allowing you to kickstart your day with newfound energy. That's what I offer. Ditch the basic cup and upgrade to the ultimate morning pick-me-up. I More

Hey! I'm an English Literature student looking for some fun/unique writing work to partake in during my spare time. I genuinely do think I'd be the best person for this Job and already have various (original) ideas fo More

I am a content writer who is willing to help you to write short funny poetic statements for your coffee mugs.

Dear client, I am an experienced writer with a background in humor and sarcasm. I would be honored to help you create funny and sarcastic sayings to be printed on coffee mugs. I understand the importance of crafting More