Funny Writer - social media *** $1,000+ ***

Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people!

Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters.

Calling all!

* Comic

* Comedy

* Meme writer

* Comedian

* Funny, hilarious, humorous people!

Job description:


Ghost write content for social media posts featuring cute gross animal character mascots created for young adults (see green animal sample attached). This will be short punchy one-liners and memes for Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, youtube, video clips etc. You will create the idea for the post and the artist will draw the animal character in action for you. This job is ongoing work and a job in the team.




Target audience:



13 - 25 year olds

Who like gross creepy fun funny cute games

Global audience

Duration of advertising:


This job will be advertised for 1 month, however can be closed any time sooner. Please note I am hosting a contest, so please participate to showcase your skill. Link:

4 examples of funny text:


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The Contest


Submit 4 x funny one-liners/memes for the 4 GIFs shown below. Label your answer (1)(2)(3)(4). Imagine it was a funny social media post, but write it from the point of view of the character - so their thoughts and feelings.

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3) [login to view URL]

4) [login to view URL]

You may use the attachment to add your text on top of.



1st job: Coming Soon teaser campaign


$200 for: 100 x Funny one-liners/memes

You will write funny one-liners for teasers and snippets of the product to be launched for social media.

$50 for a 90 second promo video clip script, co-written with myself.

2nd job: 1 month product launch period


$100 for 30 x funny short/brief punchy emails. These emails will be like a meme but allow more words.

You will give the audience funny crazy silly updates on the progress of the launch.

3rd job: Post-launch campaign


$200 for 100 x Funny one-liners/memes

4th, 5th job etc: Post product launch


To Be Discussed only with the winner of this contest.

The Winner


The most hilarious writer will score this job, which will include bonuses for social media posts that attract an amazing amount of Likes and Comments that help build the fan base.

Please note dollars are Australian Dollars (AUD).

Skills: Catch Phrases, Content Writing, Creative Writing, Slogans

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About the Employer:
( 27 reviews ) Sydney, Australia

Project ID: #17303169

34 freelancers are bidding on average $1254 for this job


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