I have the unique problem of being the only person in the world named with my name. I do not like that people can easily search my name and find everything ever published about me very easily by a simple search on the internet. I would like for you to confuse the search engines by blasting out a small flood of occurrences of my name tied to fake biographies, twitter accounts, press releases, etc you can pull from any source and some you create from scratch. Of particular concern is an entry on me at [url removed, login to view] that I need you to remove if possible by contacting the company, or flooding that site with alternative entries tied to my name.
Let me know how you plan to achieve the desired result.