Does Any Copy Rewriter Need Some Work?

We now urgently seek a reliable article writer who can rewrite 5 adverts 20 times each. This requires creative copywriting and an excellent knowledge of vocabulary. Our budget: $2.50 per 500 words. Only reliable, timely and talented article writers should apply, who have an excellent understanding of written English as used in the UK, USA and other countries where English is the primary language. The content which needs to be rewritten is mildly adult in nature. ***********I cannot emphasize this enough....PLEASE ONLY APPLY....if you can write English in the same way as it is written and spoken in the UK or USA. ************** PLEASE SUBMIT AT LEAST ONE ARTICLE SAMPLE WITH BID. Thanks! Deliverables: 1) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer). 2) All articles MUST be totally original content and must pass scrutiny by Copyscape. Thanks for bidding!!