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Most Wanted Direct Response Copywriter Job

According to the ever insightful Urban Dictionary, copywriting is “the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn”.

You know all of those ‘random’ ads you keep getting?

The ones that seem to speak to your deepest darkest desires and fears? Well they’re not so random. C’mon you know what you’ve been searching…

…And so do we, because we create them! Yeah, that’s right.

We’ve been studying you. We’ve been targeting you. We know EVERYTHING about you.

Well Zuckerberg, Larry, Sergey and their team from Facebook and Google are doing most of it but you get the point.

In short, “This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here”.

If you:

Are someone who believes that the execution is more important than the idea

Can transcribe whatever is going on in your sick and twisted head into words

Passionately despise lame ass vanilla copy like “let’s make sure we are on the same page about pineapple on pizza and coriander”

Believe that, “If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up”. “Have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left”. Then stop what you’re doing and submit your CV.

Like, right now.

About Search It Local:

Search It Local is a digital marketing agency with Australia’s largest client base. We help businesses grow. “Leverage, portfolio, fiduciary”, yada yada yada you know the rest.

About the role:

- Do you like writing emails that even the Daily Mail would turn their nose up at for being too clickbait-y?

- Or how about writing Facebook copy that will teeter on the verge of being reported by hundreds of people while being loved by THOUSANDS?

- Do you like creating ads that trigger people more than Donald Trump, gender pronouns, abortion laws (are they strict enough? Just kidding), vaccines, ufo’s, bad internet speeds, not selling burgers in Italian restaurants and Centrelink hold music?

Then you have come to the right place.

Still with us?

Good. Offended or triggered?

Or planning to send us an application where you point out spelling errors or punctuation mistakes? (Please call us out but not for lame ass crap like spelling and punctuation).

If so please go to the next ad.

What will the average day look like?

- Writing email copy that forces even your neighbor’s dog to open it up and read what it says (we fully expect you to be literate in woof-talk)

- Producing eye-catching Facebook copy that will have people saying “shut up and take my f*cking money”

- Staying on top of successful ‘up in ya grill’ direct response tactics

- Researching new strategies to alter our direct response marketing

- Having the mentality of being able to always ‘turn that frown upside down’. Basically having the ability to look for the silver linings in every situation!

Skills and Experience:

We have all the support and training systems in place to make sure you reach your goals, but, ultimately your success will depend on your effort, dedication and attitude.

You decide how much you want to accomplish. Attitude is more important than experience.

TL;DR: This might be the most random gig in the world.

Think you have what it takes to join the unofficial best company to work for in Australia?

Send over your CV, the old you would do it!

P.S We have placed a few random things in this ad please find them and we will give you a prize.

Skills: Copywriting

About the Client:
( 0 reviews ) Sydney, Australia

Project ID: #34045856

20 freelancers are bidding on average $56/hour for this job

AdamKreuzer

Wow. Not every day you read a project description like that on Freelancer. Very refreshing! Rather than bullshit you with a generic cover letter that you will glaze over, I just want to say this. I am your man for th More

$100 AUD / hour
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4.6
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liveexperts123

Hi there, I have read your project description and i'm confident i can do this project for you perfectly.I still have a few questions. please leave a message on my chat so we can discuss the budget and deadline of the More

$50 AUD / hour
(3 Reviews)
3.9
NickolasBaldwin

Hi there, I would love the opportunity to be your copywriter for your free spirited and fun loving copywriting advertising company and write out the gate copy that will generate interest with your target demographic. More

$50 AUD / hour
(4 Reviews)
3.5
BleedInk

Well, damn! I'd be honest, you had me hooked on the first line. Oh, what the hell... Count me in! How do I apply?

$50 AUD / hour
(12 Reviews)
3.1
Komalateeq

Hi, I am a professional copywriter with 5 years of experience as I am an MBA holder, I would be glad to create well-researched and unique copywriting content for your website and improve its search engine ranking. I'd More

$50 AUD / hour
(6 Reviews)
2.6
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1.1
kripaniraula444

I am a freelancer seeking for a best opportunity. Thought I am freelancer I have done some works regarding this field. So, it will help me in self development and help me in building my confidence.

$50 AUD / hour
(0 Reviews)
0.0
rohitdadel

Hi there! Your project appears to my interest and the details you have mentioned above really suit my job profile, it would be a delight to join hand with you on this project, for additional discussion regarding the pr More

$50 AUD / hour
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norbhaykastema99

Hii!! I just saw your post about copy writing, I have many experience in copy writing. I can write up to 42WPM without error. I hope we can work together. Thank you.

$50 AUD / hour
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paklandmarble

Hello. I did not find anything random. Guess have to say good bye to that prize. Secondly, thoroughly enjoyed reading that, was an eye opener, kinda made me think WTF have I been writing about so far?. So I have no ide More

$50 AUD / hour
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ismail80196

Hi, I understand perfectly your requirements. I am ready to start right now. I have strong knowledge about it. I am ready to start work right now and can assure the best service from my end. Waiting for your good res More

$50 AUD / hour
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SaadShah007

Hey Champ Agency, Aren't you fed up with less conversations by emails. You may probably wasted a lot of money in email compaigns by hiring low quality Copywriters However, you are still the champ because you will no More

$50 AUD / hour
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zainabbinth02

Hi. I will submit it on time. And will do a quality work within the course. Iam fluent in English as well.

$50 AUD / hour
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sadiyakent80

Hi ! I'm Sadiya. I will do the work and will provide you with quality notes. I 've 3 years of experience in copywriting. I will provide you quality work according to your expectation and instruction. I hope you' ll aw More

$50 AUD / hour
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Mvumendimba1

Hi ! Before i get into bragging and blowing myself in this proposal, allow me to start by saying congratulations on a well written, informative and entertaining shitpost, epic stuff guys. Now to the cock sucking. I More

$50 AUD / hour
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TamiaEckstein19

Firstly, before I even say hi and why I’m interested. Whoever wrote the copy for this post - I’d like to take a moment to start a slow applause… Great now that we’ve given credit where due. My name is Tamia Eckstein More

$50 AUD / hour
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XanderRT

I'm an technology leader that always ended up writing copy and fixing shit that was on the way out the door but no one bothered to do their job and even look in urban dictionary. My hobbies include writing career limi More

$100 AUD / hour
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palomapwrites

I can't guarantee I'm the best fit since I can't see the competition -- but I'm an excellent writer and my brain works relatively well. Someone might be funnier than me, but I can be funny if I'm allowed to be! I'm More

$50 AUD / hour
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valziabazi

Hi, I wasn't gonna apply but than I saw you guys are into Porn. Those ads need improvement ASAP. I would be happy to work with a team and make improvements on things that I love.

$60 AUD / hour
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