Stand up routine for male gild medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting champion with 5 irish catholic siblingsiblings
$15-25 USD / hour
Posted 2 months ago
$15-25 USD / hour
I’m looking for a freelancer to help me create a stand-up routine about my experiences of being a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting and having 5 Irish Catholic siblings. The tone I’m looking for is family lighthearted comedy so if any jokes or anecdotes included, they should have a positive and uplifting spin. Additionally, although I do have some ideas for the routine, I’m open to any suggestions from the freelancer. Lastly, the desired length is 10-20 minutes. If you think you can create something unique and funny that will make my audience laugh, please feel free to contact me.
I a Professor, a LT Colonel, a Georga Coffee County Sherrif, a 36 time Fighting Champion, 7th Degree Black Belt in Isshinryu Karate, a brother of 4 Irish Catholics, a published award winning Poet. I was a catholic alter boy, a CCD Teacher of 7th graders. I was also brought up, under daily pain & Beatings.
I think a comedy rourine should be easy to write a comedy routine using these past experiences.
When people ask me, why I got a Black Belt? I tell them, so, I could go to bed, without bleeding.
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I'm thrilled to collaborate with you on crafting a stand-up comedy routine that celebrates your remarkable journey as a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting and your upbringing among 5 Irish Catholic siblings. Your diverse background as a Professor, LT Colonel, and Fighting Champion, coupled with your experiences as an alter boy and CCD Teacher, provides a rich tapestry of comedic material.
Our approach will be rooted in lighthearted family humor, offering a positive and uplifting spin on your anecdotes and jokes. We'll delve into the humorous dynamics of growing up with Irish Catholic siblings, sharing relatable moments that resonate with audiences of all backgrounds.
Your routine will incorporate personal stories, highlighting the challenges you've overcome and the resilience that shines through your humor. The desired length of 10-20 minutes will be filled with a blend of punchlines and engaging storytelling.
Collaboration is key, and I eagerly welcome your input and ideas to ensure the routine reflects your unique comedic style. Together, we'll create a memorable and side-splitting performance that leaves your audience in stitches while celebrating your extraordinary journey.
Thank you for considering my proposal, and I look forward to embarking on this comedic adventure with you.
Hey Bryson Henniger here. Can you provide more details about your background as a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting? Are there specific experiences or anecdotes from your martial arts journey that you'd like to include in the routine? You mentioned having 5 Irish Catholic siblings. Are there any unique or humorous family stories or dynamics you'd like to incorporate into the routine? Do you have any specific themes or messages you want to convey through the routine, aside from lighthearted family comedy?
Are there any particular events or milestones in your life that you think would make for funny and relatable anecdotes in the routine? What is the preferred tone for the routine? You mentioned "family lighthearted comedy," but do you have any specific comedic styles or comedians you admire that you'd like to emulate? Are there any audience sensitivities or topics to avoid in the routine? Do you have a preferred structure for the routine, such as a chronological storytelling approach or a series of comedic vignettes?
I specialize in crafting comedic content with a positive and uplifting spin. Leveraging your provided concepts and blending them with my expertise, I aim to develop a 10-20 minute routine that resonates with your audience, evoking laughter and connection.
I'm excited about this project and eager to collaborate, bringing your vision to life. Please let me know if you have any specific preferences or additional thoughts to enrich this creative endeavor.
I look forward to creating a memorable and entertaining routine.
I'm an experienced comedian who is excited to help you craft a unique and lighthearted stand-up routine based on your incredible life experiences as a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting with 5 Irish Catholic siblings. Your diverse background, from being a Professor and LT Colonel to a 36-time Fighting Champion and 7th Degree Black Belt, offers rich comedic material. I'll incorporate your anecdotes and ideas, infusing them with a positive and uplifting spin to create a 10-20 minute routine that will have your audience laughing. Your journey from a Catholic altar boy to a CCD Teacher adds depth to the humor, and your resilience shines through in your punchline. I look forward to collaborating with you and bringing your story to life on stage for a memorable comedy experience.
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I have extensive experience in writing comedy routines that will make an audience laugh, as well as leading generation and cold calling activities. Additionally, I have a degree in English Literature which helps me understand how to write in a way that is funny but also conveys important messages.
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Creating Your Stand-Up Comedy Routine: A Unique Journey of Humor and Resilience
I'm excited about the opportunity to craft a stand-up comedy routine based on your extraordinary life experiences. Your background as a Professor, LT Colonel, Georgia Coffee County Sheriff, 36-time Fighting Champion, and a 7th Degree Black Belt in Isshinryu Karate, along with your family dynamics, makes for an engaging narrative.
Here's why I'm the right candidate for this task:
Diverse Experiences: Your life story is a treasure trove of diverse experiences. We can draw humor from academia, martial arts, and family life.
Resilience and Humor: Your ability to find humor in challenging situations, such as your journey to a Black Belt, reflects your resilience.
Positive Spin: The routine will maintain a lighthearted and positive tone. Jokes and anecdotes will uplift the audience while making them laugh.
Flexibility: Collaboration is key. Your input and ideas will be integral to the creative process, ensuring the routine reflects your unique personality and style.
Target Length: The routine will fit within your desired 10-20 minute timeframe, keeping the audience engaged from start to finish.
Relatability: Many can relate to family challenges, personal growth, and resilience. Your routine will resonate with a wide audience.
I look forward to creating a stand-up routine that brings laughter and showcases your exceptional journey and sense of humor.