Unfortunately, this is not a $30 project, but I am having trouble with my Magento top navigation. A provider did some work for me. Another provider was helping install an extension and (without telling me) re-installed Magento.
I got the theme back in place and everything looks great, except the top navigation.
Perhaps I can find a provider who will help me with this and then do another small task for me in the next day or so and call it fair.