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comedy sketch b&w simple diagram

I have experienced a very poor service and when I complained I was granted with a letter that informed me i was barred for the premises without any explanation and I couldn't get any answer from the local venue nor their head office as to why.

I would like to create a campaign to raise awareness , I have already completed the website now i am going to get some leaflets designed so I would like a cartoon type sketch to get across my complaint.

It needs to include ( ALL BLACK AND WHITE )

Title : Is this a complaints process ?

Sketch: 2 males in suits at a table, one goes to the bar while the other sits bored.

standing at a bar customer to staff I have waited 25 minuites for you to tell me i have to wait another 45 , surely you could have told me before i got to the front of the Queue - staff response “ What would you like me to do interrupt serving to tell you the food is an 1hr wait ? ( a couple standing behind me dont leave them out )

Customer to staff : I would like to see your manager

Customer to Manager :I would like to make a complaint " and we do " says the couple behind me ( when he came over, with the woman (first member of staff ) who at this point is back behind the bar. shouts over " what was i supposed to do its not my fault Cant you see we are busy “ “ We have 2 members of staff on “ ( tables in the background with empty seats,

Manager " What would you like me to do jump the queue just for you ? cant you see were busy ?

Customer " if you had a queue outside the door i would have seen your busy and not came in , all i ask is that you do as other venues do and explain there is a delay so a customer can make a choice.

Couple : What do we do now? where do we go

Manager : try bebbington

Man : stands and watches their conversation

Couple : but were only visiting port sunlight how do i get there

man 2 couple : Look i need to go somewhere so i will take you "

opinion of port sunlight very poor chatting on way home in car about horrible place

Compliant handling [ Hand giving a menu , the address to complain is at the bottom.

Further complaint handling ( head office ) phone them , “ SPIRIT “ “Complaints helpdesk “ We will investigate the matter for you “

Result of complaint “ Letter through the door from postman with

YOUR BARRED !!

Appeals process “” BLOCKED “ NOT TALKING TO YOU “ IGNORED “ , maybe prison or something.

any suggestions welcome..

this is just a bit of fun for me to feel better about the way i have been treated, all i want is someone who enjoys doing this kinda stuff not someone that is looking to make a fortune out of it , realistic if i get a bid for $30 , and some good examples matching what i am looking for then the job could be yours, any more and i may as well scrap the idea as i dont need it ,

Skills: Animation, Caricature & Cartoons, Graphic Design, Illustration, Illustrator

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( 27 reviews ) Liverpool, United Kingdom

Project ID: #1253707

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FunnyBusiness

Professional Freelance Cartoonist at your disposal. B%W no problem. Sorry but $30 is a bit of an ask for a Project of this nature on a site such as this. That is a lot of of work. Take it or leave it. Otherwise you hav More

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justinsalsburey

This sounds like a fun project and a good cause. I would love to work with you on this. I have 5 years experience illustrating in the publishing industry for books magazines and newspapers. I will send you a PM with ex More

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naghihimutuc

Let me work for you and I shall fashion the sharpest text balloons I can muster with which to whack the enemies of injustice with. Details in my pm sir.

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hawkspark

Lets start!

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