We are looking for someone who lives, eats, and sleeps memes. This job, the purpose of our businesses & projects [ie: our livelihoods] are for the lulz.
We are not your typical 9-5 work culture –– We enjoy having meetings on weekends, have no scheduled work hours, and thrive on chaos and uncertainty in our work.
Are you into social media? A blockchain developer [probably not, but might as well ask?[ Do you have insane, moonshot ideas? Are you into cryptocurrencies? Dank Memes? Geocaching? Are you obsessed with Pokemon Go, or other world-scale GPS games? Do you think that Crypto & NFT games are the future?
Then this could be the most fun job ever for you!
We are a startup that is working on NFT projects, world-scale crypto NFT Games, and are developing a crypto currency launch coinciding with the game. We also create videos, occasionally make parody books [ie wheres waldo, but every character is made of poop and the environments are extremely hostile], and other things purely for self-amusement. 90% of our focus is on the World scale Crypto Game, but we like to burn off steam by voluntarily doing joke projects to gather more funding for our main projects.
Welcome to our little Asylum :-)
Requirements of your character:
-Must be degenerate and depraved. [lots of cussing and jokes will be made at each other's expense]
-Needs to appreciate the nuisance of memes & meme culture
-Have a thick skin (we joke about all topics and everyone mercilessly, no stone unturned)
-Must have exceptionally strong writing & critical thinking skills
-Have a strong command of spoken English [you will be spending time on Clubhouse and Twitter voice chat forums]
-Familiarity with the crypto/NFT Gaming scene.
-Must have consistency in your incoherentness [ie have a method to your madness]
-Must have more than a few screws unloosed
-You can be of any age or have any prior level of work seniority. we have people on our team from 20-50+, all ages are welcome.
-Prior experience is highly appreciated
- cultural fit [a love of work, honesty, self-improvement, and lulz] are the most important elements we look for in candidates.
-Be the chief marketing officer of our small crew of fewer than five people (or call yourself a pirate king––whatever you wish is your command. We often refer to ourselves as silly titles and roleplay historical figures during meetings to make things more interesting.
-Be self-driven and independent–– we provide chaos & tomfoolery, you provide marketing order!
-Create & share memes related to our developing list of IPs
-create controversy & drama needlessly [have a work complaint? Too bad, there's no HR. Suck it up XD]
-Discover and work on the best marketing channels for NFTs, and crypto-game projects.
-Irregularly indulge in marketing campaigns for harebrained ideas purely for the lolz [admittedly, some profit too]
-Have unique skills, talents, and leadership to contribute to the team.
When you apply, share your resume and portfolio (if you have them) and message me the following: I am a degenerate meme-lord who enjoys working 365 days a year.
Please share anything about yourself related to the position: Are you active in the crypto community? The NFT gaming community? What is your honest opinion about the insanity of this job post?
7 freelancers are bidding on average $7/hour for this job
I am the best candidate for your project. I am a very honest and sincere person. I shall do your project in such a manner. that your viewere will be coming back to see your videos again