comedy writer to write comedy lyrics to an old song

47 freelancers are bidding on average $1048 for this job


Hi, I am thrilled to submit a bid for creating comedy lyrics for the song. This task seems interesting and I am waiting for your signal to ooze out my creativity. While working with me, you may be sure that you have a More

$750 USD in 7 days
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That's pretty funny ( : I'd love to help you come up with the lyrics to it. I have worked on rhyming/humorous short books, poems and lyrics before--so this is definitely within my wheelhouse. My approach to writin More

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Hi there. It sounds like a great project and I think I'd have a lot of fun writing this for you. In terms of why I'm the strongest candidate for this, I have a degree in Creative Writing. I also have a writing portfoli More

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Hi, the suggestion itself is quite hilarious, and I am willing to take up the challenge of creating an equally interesting musical sans anything cheap. Thanks & regards, Vinita.

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Hello! How are you doing today? I am available to discuss the project. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks. :) Pratiksha.

$750 USD in 7 days
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Greetings! If you are looking for simple regurgitated material please do not select me for the job. I am a professional. I do high level, top of the line writing with excellent grammar. If I am given a reasonable time More

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Hi I am good in your required project, I also have a huge amount of working experience of more than 7 years. To ensure please visit my profile and check customers satisfaction level. More

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Dear Employer I am a writer (published), poet (published) and lyrics writer (recorded for among others, International NASA Children Education theme song). I have 2 law degrees and see my self as a word artist who can More

$750 USD in 7 days
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To Beatles, "Hey Jude". Off the top of my head!! My friend, I've got it bad. I have gassy eruptions all day long. But don't leave, They won't knock you out because my Tushie is tired and sagging. Hey Dude! O More

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Oh my gosh, what a hilarious premise! Spoofing has been a mainstay of my freelance writing career - well, to be honest, more like a very welcome reprieve (my more academic specializations can be a little dry). I cou More

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From renaming the potty Jim ( I go to the Jim often) to Go-go golden girls ( go-go-go to the bathroom), there is a wealth of funny senior moments that can be incorporated into the song weaving in some modern technology More

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I think I can come up with some pretty good lyrics for you. If your deadline allows for it, I can give you the first few lyrics I would start off with and see if you like them. If you don't, well, there are other peopl More

$750 USD in 5 days
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I can empathise as I am no spring chicken myself. Here is a potential beginning: It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to, cry if I want to You would cry too if you were eighty two! Nobody knows wher More

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Hi there! I would love to work on this with you. I have been writing for 30 years and my writing career actually started at Avon Products because I had written so many funny/sarcastic personalized poems and songs for p More

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$750 USD in 3 days
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Hi. I have more than 10 years of working experience in the industry. You must visit my profile and see the level of customer satisfaction through my ratings and reviews. I can provide you 100% quality even in a short More

$750 USD in 1 day
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I've had a lot of experience doing this sort of thing. Rewrote and recorded 10 hits to be all about dogs for my children's CD Purple Puppy Dog ([login to view URL]). First suggestion: It's my potty and I'll More

$1125 USD in 5 days
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Hello there, I find this subject pretty funny due to the fact that old people can see their senior problems from outside the box and also make fun over it. I am a creative and pretty fun person and I find myself suita More

$750 USD in 4 days
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I have done this for fun for years, and write songs and lyrics all the time. Sounds like a fun project. Feel free to ask me any questions

$1176 USD in 5 days
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Hi there! I'd love to be a part of this humouristic project of yours! My best writing style is quirky humour which will suit your project to a T! And almost knowing the song off by heart is a bonus :). I also have More

$750 USD in 7 days
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