I need a paragraph written for an event that ended up in my lap at the last minute. The event is a tailgate. The marketing/copy for the event last year was bad, however, I have no bandwidth to sit down and come up with something creative and witty. At the most a paragraph to get people to sign-up. For example, "Missed Homecoming? Boston alumni have a chance to participate in homecoming by attending the tailgate on Nov. 11. The band, cheerleaders, tent and food will be provided. You bring the conversation and the experience." Again, make it witty and actionable. Like if you miss this you have missed out!