I can take care of this right away. I'm around for another 2 hours, and this should only take 5 minutes. If you accept my bid we can finish this in minutes. (Or, since I have over 7 years in sysadmin experience, I could configure your Apache server for PHP or install PHP to run as a CGI. I'm experienced with Solaris as well.) Oh, and it looks like we're both in Chicago.