Full-Time Zend Certified Web Developer

Hi, PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY. I am looking for a programmer. I am interested in a full time, full service worker who is independent and not with an agency. If you are an agency, I will consider you as long as you can give me a dedicated person who is reliable. ~~~~BANGLADESHI DEVELOPER WILL BE GIVEN SPECIAL CONSIDERATION~~~~ Look, I have been through many different programmers on this job. Only one guy has turned out to be worth anything and he is making good money with me working full time. Here are the things I will not tolerate: 1. Lack of communication. I will hold a after work meeting to brief your next day's work so failure to attend it will turn into immediate termination. 2. Failure to complete assigned work. Each day, you will be given a list of tasks that must be completed within 24 hours. If you do not complete them and you do not have a good reason for not completing them (power outage, you lost you your arm, you have been blinded, you are dead will generally work), you will be terminated. I reserve the right to determine what is an acceptable / unacceptable excuse. In any case, if you fail to complete your work and do not communicate, see Item 1. above. 3. Misrepresentation of skill sets. I am looking for a programmer who is a social engine expert. You must also be an expert in PHP and you must be capable of working in ZenD. If you do not POSESS all three characteristics - a. Social Engine Experience, b. PHP expertise and c. ZenD expertise - PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME BY APPLYING FOR THIS JOB! I need someone who will show up everyday and work. I already have found one developer, after trying out more than 5. I fired one today for violations listed above. Do you really want full time employment with good pay? Are you working for an agency and are tired of it? Here is your opportunity. IF YOU ARE AN AGENCY, YOU MAY APPLY FOR THIS JOB, BUT ONLY IF YOU WILL BE PROVIDING A DEDICATED PROGRAMMER WHO WILL WORK ON THIS PROJECT AND NOTHING ELSE. IN ADDITION, WE MUST HAVE DIRECT ACCESS TO THE PROGRAMMER WITH NO INTERFERENCE. Job Description / Responsibility • Must be a Zend Certified Engineer (ZCE) in PHP5 • Understanding of MVC(Model-View-Controller) Frameworks such as Code Igniter preferred. • Experience on using SOAP, CURL is highly preferred • Applicants having experience in several Payment Gateway like (PayPal, [login to view URL], Google Checkout etc) • Experience on integrating your project with 3rd Party Software through API. • Requires knowledge of Object Oriented PHP, MySQL, JavaScript, XML, AJAX, XHTML, Linux and Apache. • Experience on extending or customizing existing products/frameworks such as Joomla, Drupal, Word press. • Experience on Facebook API will be a plus. • Must have good knowledge on writing complex database query & you must have good knowledge on database optimizing & indexing. • Ability to address and quickly fix HTML, CSS and scripting compatibility issues between different browsers and platforms • Mentor software developers and do architectural design and implement according to design specifications • Re-engineer current systems to allow for flexibility, stability, and scalability while preserving existing functionality • Consult with project lead on identification of problems and suggest solutions for the resolution of coding issues • R&D for new technologies and ideas to add value to project • Provide timely and accurate communication of status to team If you are interested in this long-term career opportunity, please send a resume and a cover letter to with the title “Application for Full-Time Zend Certified Developer” and attached your CV or résumé. Please do not attempt to misrepresent yourself. Believe me, you will be found out very quickly and it will be very unproductive. Thanks for looking. OBVIOUSLY SEND ME YOUR EXPECTED MONTHLY SALARY. BANGLADESHI DEVELOPER WILL BE GIVEN SPECIAL CONSIDERATION. Sincerely, Towhid Zaman