I am looking for a nearly identical theme and style to www thisiswhyimbroke dot com Please even upload their logos and even include 3 or 4 sample products from their site so I can see that the theme you have given me is 99%-100% identical.
Feel free to clarify anything with me that you think is too difficult to reproduce.
If you have already done this theme or you think you can do this very quickly, link me to an existing wordpress site you have access to. Include your username somewhere on the wordpress page so I know you have access to that server and it is your work. After I see that this theme is what I want, I will accept your bid almost immediately (if I'm not sleeping).
I'm mostly interested in the site's functionality, as it is on the original site.