1,000 Quality Posts in New Forum Website

We have a new forum catering to Gays and Lesbians and we need 1,000 posts under 60 user accounts, within the following subject categories: Current Events / American Movies / American Music / Gay & Lesbian Culture /Gay & Lesbian Issues / Politics /Health & Fitness / Fashion & Beauty / Pets /Travel / Philosophy and Ethics / Gay or Bisexual Dating & Relationships / Gay Parenting / Coming-Out Stories / Sexual Orientation / Art / Sports PLEASE REPLY TO THIS PROJECT IN YOUR RESPONSE WITH THE WORD SHAMU IN THE TITLE SO I KNOW THAT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS POSTING REQUIREMENTS: 1. 1,000 posts under at least 30 different forums on our website. 10 of these forums will be required. We want at least 300 posts within 10 days of accepting the project. Total time frame limit for entire project completion is 1-month. 2. You must post under different user accounts. I will provide an Excel spreadsheet containing 60 user names with user gender, age, city, and sexual orientation. You will NOT share or reuse these user names for other companies and/or projects. I will also provide a link where you can download an avatar for each user. 3. Manual Posting ONLY - No use of software, do not copy and paste text from other forums or websites. Posts submitted will be cross-checked for plagiarism. Plagiarized posts will not be paid. I WILL provide 10 websites for writing “inspiration” to get you started, however. You are to use these only to gain subject matter ideas for new topics/threads, not for plagiarism. 4. Posters must be experienced and familiar with the vBulletin interface. 5. Every post must have a title. 6. User posts must be distributed roughly amongst the users as follows: 55% male, 45% female. 7. ALL POSTS MUST BE “TWEETABLE” = the first 1-2 sentences must be complete thoughts and adhere to Twitter’s 140-character limit. 8. Each post must be at least 25-30 words in length, in ABSOLUTELY proper English and RELEVANT to the thread. 9. Spammy, stupid or two word ("nice post") postings will not be accepted. 10. You need to sound like a regular contributor and post in any of the threads inside the forum. 11. You must politely reply to other posters when specifically addressed within a forum. 12. You must review and carefully adhere to the site’s User Agreement and be courteous and respectful towards other members. Posts found in violation of the User Agreement will not count towards fulfillment of this project. 13. NO posts related to pornography, graphic sexual issues, homophobia, racism, gambling, and pharmacy or about anything illegal, etc. or with comments or signatures related to bad terms like porn, gambling, Viagra, etc. will count towards fulfillment of this project. 14. The site is mainly targeted towards the United States, Canada, Europe, Austraila, New Zealand, and Mexico. The subject matter should be universal and/or relevant to those places. 15. AT LEAST 40 OF THE USERS MUST FIRST INTRODUCE THEMSELVES WITH A NEW THREAD IN THE "GREETING LOUNGE" FORUM. - We reserve the right to reject any posts which to not adhere to our site's User Agreement. - We will check all the posts regularly. Bidders must agree to replace any posts which are removed within 1 week. If you do a good job, there might be the possibility of 2-3 long-term positions with a lot more posting work. PAYMENTS STRICTLY AND ONLY THROUGH FREELANCER.COM Lowest bidders will be given priority.