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I need a quick funny intro for my presentation and quick closing. I will fill in the rest

A quick presentation in front of 300 call centre managers about my department and my new mandate.

i just need a quick intro, perhaps an ending also. For example, I am tired of always starting my speech with, "Hello there, how is everyone doing today? I am excited to be here". I always struggle with the opening. Need something interesting or funny.

I can fill in the rest. My department is responsible for Customer Experience, Escalations/complaints, speech analytics. Maybe a nice quote about cx experience, or why it is important to resolve a cx's problem the first time. We have a target of first time right of 74% and aspiration target of 84. And some thought to leave everyone with.

Skills: Speech Writing

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