...grow into the CHIEF OF STAFF?
Hi, Brian here! I'm a recently-famous American sex-ed influencer with a large, rapidly growing audience and e-commerce business...
And it's time to QUICKLY grow the team, revenue, and contribution...
That's where you come, Miss Potts...
+ Are you solutions oriented and want to punch people in the face who complain all the time and never do shit with their lives?
+ Can you learn new things fast instead of saying "but I've never done that!"
+ Do you suspect you have a high IQ?
+ Do you have freakishly awesome English? (grammar mistakes should literally trigger your gag reflex)
+ Can you keep your personal life in order so it never affects your work?
+ Are you down for "radical honesty" in communication? (beating around the bush isn't cool and will get you fired)
+ Will you lose sleep and cancel family obligations to hit deadlines you promised you would hit?
+ Do you have an unhealthy obsession with lists, calendars, and spreadsheets (but especially spreadsheets because PIVOT TABLES oh!)
+ Are you positive and pleasant to talk to?
+ Are you atheist or agnostic because I MEAN COME ON?
+ Are you as dependable as the Tokyo metro on ritalin?
And most importantly...
+ Do you feel like -- hell yeah! -- you could figure out how to hire and manage a team of 20 people over the next 24 months?
Starting salary is $1,500 / month with tons of room to bump that up if you just get shit done. I'm not stingy on salary if you're an A-player bringing your A-game.
Note: this is a FULL TIME position.
It's going to be a wild ride, reply with HUNGRY AF in your first line if you're down for psychometric tests and your interview.
And working hours will be standard for Bali for the next 6 weeks. Then you’ll have to partially mirror my time zone as I tour Asia and Europe this summer.
And, yes, I’ll let you know the brand soon :p
18 freelancers are bidding on average $24/hour for this job
HUNGRY AF Hi, I would really like to be in your team and as a professional i ensure quality. I am all these things and ready to start right now. Dont hesitate to contact me. Cheers,