R Matt L.

Hire this guy to generate more sales! More leads! Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money! Look, finding a good copywriter ain't easy. In fact, it can be downright "beat your head against the wall" hard. (Especially around these parts.) It doesn't have to be. When you need anything written to persuade people or companies to give you mo' money... Let me write it for you! I write with style and flair, but more importantly ... I write to sell! If I bid on your project, I'll send you my portfolio so you can review samples of my work. (If I don't bid on your project ... well, let's just say there was a reason for that.) Here's what happens when I agree to work with you: We'll kick things off with a phone call. I'll listen as you outline your vision and goals and tell me your deepest, darkest secrets ... Then we'll move forward ... quickly! (Don't worry about telling me your deep, dark secrets. I'm compiling a list of only the deepest, darkest ones, which I'll use in my next novel to help secure a top spot in Oprah's Book Club.)