...awesome web developer who can deliver some fun projects for us. Experience in Wordpress is a must but will also require knowledge surrounding API integration and creating web apps / portals. Some SEO is also required in particular setting up Google / Bing Analytics. Skills surrounding graphic designing will also be required. We are located in Sydney CBD
...Width: 4500px (Must be 4500 or very close) Height: Up to 5700px (It can be less) Background: Must be transparent Pixels/Inch: 300 Descriptions: 20 Country Flags 20 Jokes/Funny Quotations (We supply the jokes - You place a design and include the text) 10 Inspirational Quotations (The same as above) If you already have T Shirt designs that suit our
I want to create a video for my last song using il...want to create a video for my last song using illustrations and lyrics. I would like to have a couple of drawings of a woman and a man. (2 of each and 2 together) . A little funny and expressive faces and gestures. The song is pop uptempo, fun, about a couple falling in love. Don't need background.
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
...drawing/illustration of a boy with wather poring out his ears. (should be funny expression or etc.) And then text: Der tales uden indhold, blot for at snakke udenom, for at krybe uden om en undskyldning, for at sløre manglende viden eller for at vinde tid' It is a funny danish expression so the expressions etc should be like that....
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
Wea re looking for a VERY, VERY good writer to write blogs ...about interpreting and translation, legal interpreting, language and culture, language trends in America. Articles must vary between informative, essay, casual and even funny/sarcastic. This project is not for an agency. It's for an individual who would like to work with us long term .
I want you to design me three VERY CREATIVE stickers: 1. a Poodle with an afro and wearing 70's clothes including the funky glasses and everything. Very ...CREATIVE stickers: 1. a Poodle with an afro and wearing 70's clothes including the funky glasses and everything. Very creative. 2. a cute pit bull sticker 3. A cute and funny chihuahua sticker.
...Timeline: The mouse Atilla © comes out of the picturesque background and draws attention to the world's garbage mountains. There the mouse tries to give funny and ironic hints. (Blinking eyes, funny body movement to convey the story). The story of the mouse Atilla is: The textual content is also Copyright ©: Share a values conscious life with
I have a MEAN stack web app and IONIC mobile app which i need some changes done and redeployed
I have a fashion website selling apparel and we need someone legit to do SEO and rank us all over. Some of my competition is doing 200,...down, then I want to pay per month but also set some bonuses so you can achieve extra if hit Google for many terms. Terms like this: Womens gym shirt womens tank top funny shirts funny ladies clothing womens Tee's
We are looking for someone to do a funny photo based on the famous painting of Michelangelo’s God touching Adam. It really involves the following things: 1) changing Adam in the painting to a comic character, which identity I will inform you later. 2) Adding two introductory sentences at top of the photos 3) Doing some bending so the image look seamless
i need the expert for my job.. details will be shared with winning bidder.