Short story that rhymes
$30-250 USD
Paid on delivery
Short story needed, written in verse, about the environmental hazards of the livestock industry. Funny and light. Should mention
-water use and pollution
-manure disposal problem
-environmental gases and global warming
-land use
-mention health hazards of eating milk and meat
Manure disposal problem and water use should be the most emphasized.
Should be a dialog between two people, one who is illustrating the facts and the other one who puts resistance and doesnt care.
-This will be a funny and light. It should often use the word "shit" as the emphasis of the story will be the manure disposal problem with this industry. That word (shit) should be use at least once in every verse.
-This is a ghostwritting assignment and the hired writter will sign a contract to give up all and any rights the the material that was produced.
Project ID: #2409383
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If the writing is shit, I promise I'll quit. But this piece will be perfect with me writing it. I have been writing satire and comedy for years. Don't let the "new freelancer" sign dissuade you, I have been writing More
13 freelancers are bidding on average $125 for this job
Hello to you. I believe in the work you need created and would love to write your "shitty" story. Hope to hear from you!
I keep up with political and environmental issues on a daily basis. I would love to work on this project.
I specialize in creative writing and humorous song writing. I would like the chance to create a master piece of "shit" for you! Contact me so I can start on this project immediately!
guy1: the air you breathe is full of pollution guy 2: not like you can have a working solution guy1: well not if you commit guy2: oh stop talking shit guy1: shit you say let me tell you about manure guy2: I'm goin More
Hey! As a vegan and someone who considers themselves environmentally aware, and a poet to boot, I think I might have exactly what you're looking for!
As an environmentally concious vegan, I'm all for highlighting the problems with the livestock industry. And as a fan of satirical writing, I like the idea of conveying this message through a Dr. Seuss style, only crud More
hello, am Michael. an experienced article writer and i would like to get the chance to write for you. i am fast and deliver in time. if uniqueness is what you are looking for then here i am.
I can use a computer, and I have an internet connection. I think I can handle this shit.
