Martian R.

I actually can travel through time and was a martian from 3015. Upon one adventure through an elastic porthole, it snapped down destroying my upper mantle. Luckily, I was traveling to the workshop of Dr. Musket-melt. He was able to take parts from a wrecked comet and inter-fuse them with my lobster-like features in order to repair my jaw and tentacles. Currently, I am on a mission into the Drethlodian Chamber so I can develop mutinous galloping crab-bots that contain plutonium claws to take over this solar system and forever change the course of history.