offline
Last seen: Mar 05, 2014 10:01 PM EST
Hire Me!
Rate: $1.00 USD/hour
Follow Invite to Project
 

gonzobrains

the right tools, the right talent.

Username: gonzobrains

  • Has not made a deposit.
  • Has verified their email address.
  • Has completed their profile.
  • Has not verified their secure phone number.
  • Verified
  • Payment is not verified.

Location: Bangkok, Thailand

Member since: February 2009

Reputation:

5.0/5

(232 reviews)

7.6
[see more]

1 user has recommended this freelancer.

  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 30, 2012

    Great work, as always. A++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 advanced ActionScript 3.0 questions
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 30, 2012

    Great work, as always. A++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 intermediate ActionScript 3.0 questions
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 23, 2012

    Great work, as always. A++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 questions for ActionScript exam
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 22, 2012

    Great work, as always. A++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 questions and answers on FastCGI
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 22, 2012

    Great work, as always. A++++++++++++

    Project Description:as discussed
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 19, 2012

    Great work, as always. A++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 questions and answers for an advanced level Joomla exam
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 17, 2012

    I keep hiring him because he keeps delivering. This is what outsourcing is about. A++++++++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 questions for an intermediate level Joomla exam
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 16, 2012

    After more than 200 projects, gonzobrains is still my go-to guy for technical exam questions. Great research and writing skills, as well as programming knowledge. Highly recommended.

    Project Description:200 questions and answers for an advanced AdWords exam
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 16, 2012

    Technically proficient, professional and dedicated to delivering quality. All in all, a great freelancer to work with. A++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Project Description:200 questions and answers for an intermediate level Adwords exam.
    [more]
  • $150 USD
    5.0
    Profile image for Seller ovations

    ovations

    Sep 12, 2012

    A professional freelancer you can count on to deliver high quality in record time. No doubt one of the best on the site.

    Project Description:200 questions on Joomla - basic level
    [more]
    gonzobrains has not completed any projects.
  • $150 USD In Progress

    200 questions and answers for a Google AdSense exam

  • $25 USD/hr In Progress

    We are looking to hire a freelancer who would feel comfortable with writing about Iphone apps and app development.Please find the topic below we would like to work with:How to get to the top 25 in the App storeAnalysts Show What it Takes to Hit Top 25 List in App Store

    [more]
  • $1000 USD In Progress

    We have a fully functional mobile website that we need to have converted to a native iPhone and Android app.This can be achieved using Titanium and both Apple and Droid SDK"s.The mobile site is relatively simple.Tasks include:1) Conversion of mobile website code to fully functional native apps for both iPhone and Android2) App must be coded in Titanium3) App must be tested in both environments (ON IPHONE AND DROID DEVICES) and fully functional without bugs before payment can be completed.Simply testing inside the emulator and not a device has caused issues in the past.4) App will need to be deployed to Apple store and Android Marketplace. We will provide the user accounts for both of these.5) You must have experience developing and deploying apps for both iPhone and Android. You must be able to test on an actual iPhone and Droid Phone.We have developers on staff that can review this app and assist in QA. That being said, all programming will be the responsibility of the winning bidder.Bidding is only open to those that can complete tasks 1-5.We look forward to your bids!

    [more]
  • $749 USD In Progress

    [This is a Private Project. You must be logged in to view the Project Description]

  • [Sealed] In Progress

    Iphone/ Ipad app projectWe are looking for someone who can help us program an app that works both with iphones and ipads. We have a detailed file with the information about how the app should work and what images, pages and functions are included.In short: The project involves selecting one of our products (7 products, two of them come in three different sizes) and through the iphones camera place it in your yard and adjust the product to the correct size, take a picture of our product in your yard and then share it through facebook mms or email. The first page of the app will be to choose one of four languages before you continue. The app totals 8 steps. Please only bid if you have several projects to show. They have to be submitted to and approved by the app store.

    [more]
  • [Sealed] In Progress

    [This is a Private Project. You must be logged in to view the Project Description]

  • $749 USD In Progress

    I am looking for a simple iPhone /iPod Touch Application. The process would be for a scoring application for car audio. 1.Head Judge Inputs a list of all competitors. (Name, Class, etc) into desktop application. Desktop application creates CSV file for individual judges. (i.e., JudgeName.csv)2.CSV File is copied or moved to iPod. iPod can connect via Wifi or by connecting to Head Judge’s Machine. iPod MUST not have to sync with iTunes. So transport must be handled in some other manner. 3.Judge Scores Competitors with data stored on iPod. (See below for score) Judge will be presented with a list of competitors by name, vehicle and class. (Like a To Do List of the cars left to score.) 4.Scores are then uploaded back onto Head Judge’s Computer. There will be either 1 judge or three judges per competitor. (Depending on if the event is a 1x or a 3x event) (i.e., Judge Name, Competitor Name.csv)5.And then you do some analysis to see who won. (which I will handle as a desktop application.) In addition, there will be fields for Judge Name, Competitor Name, Competitor Class and vehicle. Scores can range from 0- the number shown. Sound Quality Score SheetSystem Noise -5 Low Frequencies 10Lower Midrange Frequencies 10Midrange Frequencies 10High Frequencies 10 Dynamics/Impact 5Linearity - medium volume 80-90 dB 5Linearity - high volume 110-115 dB 5Ambience 5Realism/Believability 5 Stage Width 6State Depth 6Stage Height 6Stage Placement Center 5Stage Placement Left 3Stage Placement Right 3Stage Placement Left-Center 3State Placement Right-Center 3Notes: Ideally, the application would be meta data driven so if scoring items are added or removed they can be changed without recompiling the application. Please include examples of work of a simliar nature.

    [more]
  • $2 USD/hr Feb 18, 2014

    Questions regarding possibilities and viability of application development. I need to know about building sdks for ios, win phone, droid, win and mac. Also about biometric iris solutions available to mobile devices.

    [more]
  • $200 USD Jan 25, 2014

    I"m looking for a talented iOS developer to write an app that will parse an HTML page and display the information within the app graphics I will provide. The app will need to update the information in real time just as the site does. I have attached the sample layout and the HTML page to give you a better idea of the functionality I"m looking for.The reference site: https://secure5.ha.ucla.edu/restauranthours/dining-hall-hours-by-day.cfm

    [more]
  • $32 USD Oct 30, 2013

    Hi,I"m looking for a java programmer who can develop a simple java program that reads an html table from google finance and dumps it to an excel file. The input to the program should be a string that contains the stock symbol, for example "GOOG". The output would be an excel with three sheets, one with the Income Statement data, one with Balance Sheet data and one with Cashflow data.Is this this something you could do?

    [more]
  • $10 USD/hr Jul 4, 2013

    Need someone to start ASAP. Articles of 500-600 words in the technology sector for Blackberry. Around 40+ a month initially. I would need a sample piece very soon, I have attached it here.

  • $2 USD/hr May 29, 2013

    Hi there, I"m looking to fuel a blog on custom and commercial software development (mobile and web applications.) This would include business analysis and quality assurance testing. Topics would that range from development processes, latest trends, tools used etc. We would want to add a submission weekly or biweekly. Is this something you"d be interested in?

    [more]
  • ₹2000 INR May 20, 2013

    i am ready to do any work

  • $50 USD May 17, 2013

    In a position paper on the role of logic in artificial intelligence, Nilsson argued that the logicalapproach to AI is based on three theses:Thesis 1 “Intelligent machines will have knowledge of their environments.”1Thesis 2 “The most versatile intelligent machines will represent much of their knowledge abouttheir environments declaratively.”1Thesis 3 “For the most versatile machines, the language in which declarative knowledge is represented must be at least as expressive as first-order predicate calculus.”’1Nilsson’s view is not universally accepted, and indeed even at the time Birnbaum2 offered astrong response. The debate has continued over the years with various researchers making arguments for and against Nilsson’s theses.The coursework task:In this coursework you should consider the literature, beginning with Nilsson’s and Birnbaum’spapers and including other more recent views, and argue for or against Nilsson’s view. (Note thatthese papers and others are available via the library e-resources.)Your essay should be a maximum of 2000 words long (excluding references), typewritten in 11ptfont with 1.5 line spacing, and printed to a reasonable qualityCheating/PlagiarismThis coursework is an individual piece of work. While discussion of general concepts and ideasis a healthy academic activity, any work submitted for assessment must not include that of others.Please see the student handbook for more information, or ask if you need guidance.1Nils J. Nilsson, Logic and artificial intelligence. Artificial Intelligence 47(1-3):31–56, 1991.2Lawrence Birnbaum, Rigor mortis: a response to Nilsson’s ”Logic and artificial intelligence”. Artificial Intelligence 47(1-3):57–77, 1991.1

    [more]
  • ₹8000 INR May 14, 2013

    can you make an iphone/ipad app like https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-times-of-india/id427589329?mt=8we have a site in drupal and i can give u the json link if u can make it like a news app in iphone and ipad

    [more]
  • $10000 USD May 5, 2013

    We will talk after you sign our NDA.

  • $30 USD Apr 23, 2013

    Greetings from MajesticmrssWe are one of the Asia’s Largest Independent Full Service Market Research Firm. We are currently looking for freelancers who would work fulltime or part time for company in Thailand. If you are interested kindly revert me back as soon as possible, so that we can have further discussion on the same.Waiting for your valuable Reply. Thanks and Regards.Sijo Jacob

    [more]
  • $200 USD Apr 6, 2013

    Need to write a master thesis for final year project

  • $50 USD Mar 22, 2013

    I need a IT content writer, who able to write content for our website

  • $2 USD/hr Mar 18, 2013

    Hello Gonzo-I am looking for someone who can help me change my websites to a paid membership sites. I recently built two websites with Weebly Pro (not Weebly Designer) which is an Ajax site. I own my own domains. My sites are dance training websites with embedded videos. I knocked myself out building my sites but I have not published them yet because my goal is to turn them both into a paid membership sites that automatically integrates with Paypal. Students will pay once, enter, and take the training course. They should have access for two years. It should be auto login. I have found many free or low cost membership scripts that will turn my site into a paid membership site.The script application is supposed to be quick and easy to install. My sites are Ajax sites but Weebly told me that it is possible to turn them into the paid sites. However, it is much too confusing to me. I searched for the membership script and here are some options: www.hotscripts.com (many scripts)Instant Membership 2008: http://trmslan.be/shop/36-instant-membership-site-creator-v3-mrr-included-ISMCV3.htmlwww.membersgear.com www.Sitelok.com www.Sentrylogin.comhttp://www.e-soft24.com/php-membership-site-manager-script-p-74.htmlI am on a limited budget so if you"re interested, I would need a quote for this project. Thanks so muchNancyibellydancer@yahoo.com

    [more]
  • $24 USD/hr Mar 12, 2013

    Hello Gonzobrains, I have gone through your resume and i am impressed by your qualifications. I am looking for a Software Engineer based in US. Please let me know your availability.Regards,Minhaaj RehmanRecruitment Specialist.

    [more]
  • $30 USD Feb 23, 2013

    I am looking for someone able to use FB Like Viral applications, I bought the script online for webmaster if needed.The main goal is to have a lot of REAL likes into a FB page and all other possible social media and internet exposure for an artist.Please let me know what you think and you can offer.Regards

    [more]
  • $50 USD Jan 23, 2013

    Dear agonzobrains,I"d like to have support for electrical engineering documents writing in english. The support would be especially from a grammar point of view. I"d like to have support each month, I would provide no more than 5 documents per month to correct. Most of them are documents with several graph and not so many words. Some times technical paper to submit to some journals. If the work is satisfying the contract will be renew each month.Thank youS.

    [more]
  • $30 USD Jan 7, 2013

    Hello,I would like to propose a partnership to create a game for the iPhone.Details:-Game: Game Craps example https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aw-craps!/id305371143?mt=8-a lot of work will be done by me in the search for source code open source on the App-work to be done: Fix bugs and make small implementations to the source code that I will provide in order to improve the application and attempt a sale on "Apple store.greetingsFrancesco Maino

    [more]
  • €2 EUR/hr Jan 1, 2013

    Hi!I need a review of an english text about Story Maps, which is a method for requirement engineering with about 600 words. It is relating to the following tool: https://marketplace.atlassian.com/plugins/com.bit.agile.bit-storymapwhat do you think?Florian

    [more]
  • $30 USD Dec 26, 2012

    I need a consistent content writer for SEO contents for my sites http://www.competeinfotech.com/ and http://www.competeinfotechacademy.com/. Please inform me via mail at dutta.mitali77@gmail.com, how many words you can write in an hour.I want unique and creative contents for my sites. Please write how can we work together.

    [more]
  • $10 USD/hr Nov 25, 2012

    I"m looking for a professional technical writer who able to write posts for our website and for another sites about our product. How to use, how to install, why to use, what equipment to choose etc.Our product is global video surveillance service Ivideon (SaaS).Also I"d like to point what we need not only a freelancer but part of our team to help us make our service more famous.All prices and tasks could be discussed.

    [more]
    gonzobrains does not have any open projects.
    gonzobrains does not have any work in progress.
[see more]

Portfolio

[see more]

Résumé

Experience

Software Engineer

Jan 2007 - Present (7 years)

Independent

Mobile Development<br />Web Development<br />Proofs of Concept<br />Technical Writing

Education

MSc

University of Oxford

1999-2004

BS

University of Redlands

1993-1996

Certifications

Rhapsody Essentials Tool Training for Software Engineers

Telelogic/I-Logix

Rhapsody Essentials Tool Training for Software Engineers

Windows Embedded Certification

Microsoft

Windows Embedded Certification

Using TAU G2 For System Development

Telelogic

Using TAU G2 For System Development

Using DOORS for Requirements Management

Telelogic

Using DOORS for Requirements Management

Programmer/Analyst Aptitude

Brainbench

Programmer/Analyst Aptitude

Software Business Analysis

Brainbench

Software Business Analysis

Project Management

Brainbench

Project Management

Programming Concepts

Previsor

Mastered basic concepts of Programming Concepts (Programming Paradigms, Relational Database System) and intermediate Programming Concepts concepts (Programming Constructs, Productivity and Quality, Data Types, Concurrent Programming).

C++ Fundamentals

Previsor

The candidate has mastered the basic concepts of C++ Fundamentals.

C Fundamentals

Previsor

The candidate has mastered the basic concepts of C Fundamentals (Arrays, Pointers) and intermediate C Fundamentals concepts (Compiler Operations, C Expressions, Program Statements, Functions). The candidate is likely proficient with more advanced C Fundamentals concepts.

Publications

throw a brick

urbandictionary.com

My first definition was accepted by the editors at urbandictionary.com:<br /><br />http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20brick