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I'm seeking a thorough code audit for my existing boat rental marketplace, built using node.js, laravel and bootstrap. Your primary objectives would include: - Identifying and rectifying any security vulnerabilities - Optimizing performance - Checking for any unused photos in the system to clear any junk The audit report should be presented in the form of code comments directly in the repository and a written document. Also I'll be asking for recommendations to fix the issues identified. Ideal candidates are those with a strong background in both node.js and laravel, who have a knack for identifying problems in code and a keen eye for security vulnerabilities. It would also be beneficial if you have experience with performance optimization.

I'm in need of a skilled 3D designer who can bring to life the interior of a luxury camper van. The aim is to create highly detailed and visually appealing 3D photos for presentation purposes. The key focus is the interior design of the van, so I need someone who can really highlight the aesthetic and functional elements within the design. Key Requirements: - Expertise in 3D modelling and rendering - Ability to create highly detailed 3D models with realistic lighting and textures - Understanding of interior design principles - Experience in creating visual presentations The project will require a good eye for design, attention to detail, and the ability to bring creativity and realism to the 3D modelling. I'm looking for someone who can really make the interior design of...

I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer to create a modern and sleek ad for a Facebook campaign. I already have all the necessary assets, and I need it done withi...create a modern and sleek ad for a Facebook campaign. I already have all the necessary assets, and I need it done within 2 hours. Key deliverables and considerations: - Design of Facebook ad creative - Modern and sleek visual style - Ad should be optimized for lead generation - Quick turnaround, due in 2 hours Ideal skills and experience include: - Proficiency in graphic design tools like Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator - Experience in creating ads for social media platforms, particularly Facebook - Understanding of lead generation tactics in advertising - Ability to work under tight deadlines and deliver high-q...

I'm seeking a professional freelancer who can meticulously remove text watermarks from various photographs. - Primary Task: Accurate and subtle removal of text watermarks from my photographs, without affecting any area of the images adversely. - Output: Photographs should retain their original quality after the watermark removal. Ideal freelancer must: - Have a proven track record of handling similar projects and using image editing software competently. - Be detail-oriented to ensure that there is no damage to the original image. - Deliver high-quality, original-retaining photographs promptly. Your handling of this task must uphold the integrity of the photographs while removing the watermarks completely.

...Design: The new design should be clean, modern, and minimalistic, in line with my brand. - Contact Form: The website should have a user-friendly contact form for visitors to get in touch with me. - Subscription Sign-up: I want to enable visitors to subscribe to newsletters or updates from the site. - Project Updates: I also need a feature that allows me to post project updates, including videos and photos. - May do a client area where they can see more confidential infomration. - Should be expandable as they business grows. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficient with modern website design principles and practices - Strong experience in UI/UX design - Experience with creating and integrating contact forms and subscription sign-ups - Ability to implement a system fo...

The Stop the War Coalition will hold an event. You are cordially invited to take videos and photos of the event and send them to me. The material needs to contain specified elements, such as banners, placards. I’ll provide with ideal prices for your services. When: 12 noon, Saturday 18 May Where: BBC Portland Place, London Key Responsibilities: - Capturing high-quality video clips and photos of the crowd and audience responses during the event. Content Delivery: - It is important that you deliver the raw, unedited files directly to me. Skills and Experience: - Proficient in photography and videography - Prior experience in event coverage preferred - Smartphone with a good camera quality - Good at capturing candid moments Your work will play a vital role in helping ...

The Climate Justice Coalition will hold an event. You are cordially invited to take videos and photos of the event and send them to me. The material needs to contain specified elements, such as banners, placards. I’ll provide with ideal prices for your services. When: 11:45 am, Saturday 18 May Where: Cavendish Square Gardens, W1G 0AN, London Key responsibilities: - Capture the event using a Smartphone - Main focus will be on the audience and their reactions - Provide raw, unedited files after the event The ideal candidate for this project should: - Have experience in event photography and videography - Be able to maintain focus on the audience and their reactions - Possess a Smartphone with a high-quality camera - Be able to deliver raw, unedited files post-event Your role...

Hello, We are NextMars, a creative studio specializing in artwork for board games, games, films, publishing, and more, particularly focusing on game art (excluding 3D work). Our core business involves art outsourcing projects, with services including characters, scenes, covers, illustrations, UI, etc., all crafted in Photoshop. We are currently seeking intermediaries, whether individuals, companies, or agencies, to help us find new projects. Please visit our website: to learn more about our capabilities. As an intermediary, you can introduce projects to us through various channels. We will provide a quote for the project, and you can negotiate a price with the project provider. Once an agreement is reached, we will complete the work based on our quote. Any amount you

I'm looking for an experienced script writer to create a funny, engaging text for a promotional video. The video is aimed at individuals who have yard work to do (snow blowing, lawn mowing, leaf blowing). It should be something that resonates with their experience and brings a smile to their face. Key requirements: - Experience in writing scripts for promotional videos - Ability to create humorous content - Understanding of the target audience, particularly people involved in yard work Please share previous projects or examples that demonstrate your skills in creating engaging, funny video scripts. The product we are promoting is called Yarbo - 3-in-1 multi-function yard robot. It's fully autonomous and can be controlled remotely.

I am seeking an experienced video editor and social media manager who can convert my collection of photos and videos into a 20-second Instagram travel reel. The subject of the reel will be Indian temples, with a mix of chosen locations and editor suggestions. The style should be historical and informative. Key tasks include: - Editing the supplied footage to meet the desired duration and thematic style - Downloading additional images or clips as needed for the reel - Ensuring high-definition output quality - Researching and recommending specific temples that align with the project requirements Ideal candidates will have: - Expertise in video editing and Instagram content creation - Understanding and/or interest in Indian temples, culture, and history - Ability to balance clien...

I'm in need of some photo retouching. The images are of high quality and portray my beloved kittens. Here are the specifics: - I need blemishes removed from the kittens' faces - I would also like the gun...gunk in and around one both eyes. He’s so fragile he napped in front of a window then yeah sick. - The fur under the eyes need to be whitened - If natural, the eye of one of the kittens needs to be made slightly bigger The ideal candidate for this project is someone with extensive experience in photo retouching. In particular, the following skills and abilities are crucial: - Proficiency in Photoshop and other relevant photo editing tools - Attention to detail for removing blemishes and enhancing specific areas of the image - An artistic eye to ensure that the fi...

...thumbnail for my YouTube videos. As an eSports player who specializes in multiplayer online battle arenas, it's crucial for my thumbnail to reflect this genre, wherein my photo is highlighted. Key Job Requirements: - Proficiency in graphic design - Understanding of YouTube thumbnail dimensions and guidelines - Familiarity with eSports and particularly, multiplayer online battle arenas - Skilled in Photoshop or any relevant software - Previous experience with eSports related design would be a bonus Your main task will be to design a YouTube thumbnail with these key elements: - My photo: This should be the main focus of the thumbnail Your design should be compelling enough to convince viewers to click on my video out of the sea of thumbnails. Be prepared to make revisions...

I need a skilled Photoshop designer to create a print-ready catalog. This project involves designing 61 professional and appealing photos of cotton products. Key Requirements: - The catalog should meet the marketing needs of cotton products. - The design needs to be ready for print. - The vision is to create a visually appealing catalog that captivates the interest of potential customers. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in Photoshop and experienced in designing catalogs. - Skilled in creating high-quality product photos. - Able to work efficiently and deliver a satisfactory result within the stipulated time frame.

I am in need of a skilled photo editor to extend a photo of a bar scenario to the left, converting it to a landscape orientation. Key Requirements: - The extension should seamlessly blend with the original style of the photo. Intended Use: - The final edited photo will be used as a background for our website. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in photo editing software - Experience in extending photos while maintaining original style - Ability to convert images to landscape orientation Please provide examples of similar work you have done in the past. A keen eye for detail and the ability to deliver this project within a reasonable timeframe are highly valued.

I am looking to have the background of an image removed and replaced with transparency. The image will need to be medium quality, suitable for small prints. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in software like Photoshop or Gimp - Expertise in image editing - Attention to detail as there weren't specified elements to retain during the process I'm looking for a quick but quality turnaround on this project. Previous experience in this particular skill is a plus.

I'm looking for a talented graphic designer to create a logo and banner for my business. Key Requirements: - Logo Design: The logo should be visually app... Key Requirements: - Logo Design: The logo should be visually appealing and memorable, using the colors red, blue, and green. It should reflect the essence and values of my brand. - Banner Design: The banner should be designed in a way that complements the logo and helps establish a strong brand presence. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in graphic design software such as Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop. - Strong creative and artistic skills to come up with unique and eye-catching designs. - Understanding of branding and the ability to translate brand values into visual elements. Please provide samples of your previous work...

As a small business owner, I'm seeking a Photoshop expert with skills in photo retouching and image manipulation to edit the name on a single-layered image file. Specifically, your task will be to cleanly replace text in a photograph of a document. This project requires a keen eye for detail along with a patient, meticulous approach. Experience editing text in photographs is strongly preferred.

I'm seeking a skilled graphic designer to create a vintage and classic-style poster for an event that I'm advertising. Key requirements: - Demonstrable experience in poster design, particularly with vintage and classic themes. - Ability to effectively ...seeking a skilled graphic designer to create a vintage and classic-style poster for an event that I'm advertising. Key requirements: - Demonstrable experience in poster design, particularly with vintage and classic themes. - Ability to effectively communicate event details within design. - Strong eye for detail and creativity. Ideal skills: - Graphic design - Adobe Illustrator - Adobe Photoshop This project will require excellent design skills and a good understanding of vintage aesthetics. Looking forward t...

We need to do Offpage SEO for our professional company website . We will supply all professional contents,photos,inforgraphic and videos required. You don't need to write any content.

I'm seeking an expert videographer with experience in commercial video production and a good understanding of TikTok's audience and trends. The project involves creating a highly professional TikTok video showcasing my acoustic wall panels with the photos given. Below are the specifics: - The product to be sold is acoustic wall panels. - The design preference is 'Standards Straight Edge.' - The required dimensions for the featured panel is 48 inches. The ideal freelancer should have a knack for creative storytelling that effectively sells products and evokes a desire in potential customers. Prior work involving similar products or TikTok promotional videos will be looked upon favorably.

I need an experienced video editor familiar with advanced editing techniques. The project revolves primarily around videos intended for company branding and promotion. Considering this, the main tasks will include: - Cutting, merging, and editing video footage - Adding effects and transitions to improve engagement - Specifically working with text overlays on video -Adding Short Funny Video fillers Ideal experts for this job will have significant experience in promotional video editing, combine Educational with Entertainment and Inspirational bits, proficiency in text overlay techniques, and a keen eye for what type of visual editing increases engagement in a corporate context. A Detailed Script will be provided with the raw video. A deep understanding of branding is beneficial. ...

My project involves the creation of an adult-oriented e-commerce website. The site will primarily focus on the sale of digital content with possible addition to physical goods such as adult toys, lingerie etc.. It will also feature other components such as text-based stories, photos and images, and videos to provide a comprehensive adult entertainment experience. Ideal freelancers for this project would: - Have experience in building e-commerce websites. - Understand the nature of adult content and be comfortable working with it. - Be able to effectively incorporate various types of content (text, images, videos) into a cohesive platform. - Have a good understanding of e-commerce logistics, including digital product delivery. I would like a website where I will be able to upload ...

I'm looking for a professional business card design that embodies my brand identity. Key Requirements: - Incorporate my Name, Phone number, Email address, Company name, and Website URL. - Reflect a professional and clean aesthetic that aligns with my brand identity. Ideal Skill...professional and clean aesthetic that aligns with my brand identity. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong graphic design skills with a focus on business card design. - Prior experience in creating business cards for a professional environment. - Understanding of brand identity and the ability to translate it into a tangible design. - Proficiency in graphic design tools such as Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop. Please include a link to your portfolio or samples of previous business card designs in...

...seeking a highly talented and detail-oriented Photoshop designer who can help with photo editing and graphic design tasks. The focus of this project is to create visually captivating designs that carry a modern and minimalist aesthetic. Key Responsibilities: - Photo Editing: You'll have the task of editing images, ensuring clarity, resolution and overall visual appeal are top-notch. - Graphic Design: Craft minimalist and modern designs that align with my brand identity. End Product Use: The edited photos and graphic designs will be used across various mediums, including: - Social Media: Enhancing my online presence with eye-catching visuals. - Website: Helping to improve the aesthetic and user experience of my website with professionally edited photos and...

Milestone for 18 images including one complex one

Milestone for 18 images including one complex one

I'm searching for someone uniquely skilled in developing a website with an education-centric approach. The specific focal point of our website remains open-ended, giving you room for creativity and innovation. Website will need to be built with content of our existing website. URL is Requirements: build a sleek website using existing content and photos, but include a contact form with working captcha, mobile site and a real time chat service that connects with my phone via WhatsApp or Facebook messenger or another method.

Simple Shopify Store Fix: Need Logo, Copyright and Credit Card Icons centered on Footer of Shopify Store, For Both Desktop and Mobile Version. Look at photos attached. This is a very simple fix that will take less than 5 minutes if you read the description instead of just making an automatic bid. I will not consider any proposals over $20.

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a unique thermal imaging app that uses the regular phone camera to take thermal image photos through the app's filters. The app should be compatible with iOS, Android, or both. Key Features: - Utilizes phone camera through app's filters for thermal imaging - Compatibility with iOS and/or Android - Special filter for temperature mapping The app's primary use case is to show how much liquid gas is in an LP tank. Ideal Skills: - Mobile app development - Proficiency in iOS and Android development - Knowledge of image processing and camera integration - Experience with filter development - Familiarity with thermal imaging technologies The successful candidate should be able to deliver a user-friendly app with a sleek ...

I’m looking for a simple logo and watermark design that can be used for photos

I need a skilled Photoshop expert to edit 20-30 pieces of children's artwork for a photo book. Each artwork requires attention to detail in various alterations. Not all images require all elements of the below but overall your role will include: - Color correction in CYMK - Background removal - childs name removal - Re-sizing and straightening image - placement of artwork onto a solid colour background/creation of border - Generative fill to expand the background on selected images - Basic retouching to remove paper wrinkles on some images The final edited works need to be high-resolution (300 dpi). Experience in children's artwork corrections or similar projects will be of advantage. Please bid with a realistic timeline as well as your portfolio showing previous sim...

I need a skilled photo editor to enhance and modify images for my e-commerce listings. The primary tasks for this job includes: - Removing the background to a solid color. - Correcting the colors to make the products stand out and look more appealing. These edited photos are meant for direct display on my e-commerce platform. The ideal candidate should have a good eye for e-commerce photography and design. Experience with product photography and basic understanding of market trends for consumer appeal would be an advantage.

I'm looking for a talented photo editor to remove a stomach bulge from one of my pictures. The goal is to make the area appear slimmer without affecting the natural skin texture. Key Responsibilities: - Use Photoshop or a similar photo editing tool to trim the stomach area. - Keep the skin texture as natural as possible. - Deliver a final image that looks professionally edited and natural. The ideal freelancer for this job would have: - Proficiency in photo editing software, preferably Photoshop. - Experience with body shape manipulation and slimming on photos. - Excellent attention to detail. - The ability to adhere to a natural skin texture while editing. I'm not looking for additional enhancements beyond the stomach trimming, but if you believe...

I'm in need of an advanced photo editing tool that allows for image cropping and Photoshop level editing. The primary requirement though is the ability to insert objects into images. Key Requirements: - Compatibility: The editor should run on Windows, MacOS, and Linux. - Features: Image cropping and a level of editing akin to Photoshop are essential. - Object Insertion: The ability to add objects to images is a key requirement for this project. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating or customizing advanced photo editing tools. - Strong understanding of Photoshop level editing features. - Familiarity with object insertion tools. - Cross-platform development experience would be a plus.

...communication skills. You will have to own an android mobile device to be eligible for this project. For this project, you will have to go to 15 stores and assess products for defects. The number of stores will decrease to 10, if the products' availability is more than 90% after the first 10 stores. The set fee for this project is €150. In each store you will have to assess the product, take photos of the defects, and assess the production code. Training material will be provided. Specific requirements for the project include: - Conducting a retail audit in Kaunas - Collecting data on an app - Must have an android device Skills and experience needed for this project: - Strong analytical skills - Excellent communication skills - Ability to finish the project by a sp...

I'm looking for a skilled designer to create a classic and elegant label for my men's skincare line. The target audience for this product is men in their 20s-30s, so the design should be modern and appealing to this demographic. Key Requirements: - Should be ...creativity, style, and an understanding of the market to this project. Notes: I would like the label to look similar to something that would be on a whiskey label. I am open to sleek modern labels as well. The color pallet for this project will be either gold or bronze or white. The container it will be on is black so I could have a clear background with gold or white lettering. I will attach photos of container. I will be working on many more products so whoever makes the best design will be my go to person for ...

We need a Wordpress site built out to match our Photoshop design. A PDF of the design is attached, the Photoshop file and resources will be provided after we start the project. Looking for someone to start on this ASAP. Project details are below. * We want someone to work on this over this weekend so we can have something on Monday. Does not need to be completed, but need to have progress. 1. We have already setup the site and installed a theme here: 2. We are using the Avada theme and page builder. We've installed demo content. This content should all be replaced. 3. This is a single page website, but has quite a bit of content on it. 4. Style this page to match the attached design. 5. Menu: the design does not have a menu, but we want the current

Hello Binder. I have a batch of 27 photos to retouch. Would you be interested in doing them for 215$?

I, as a client, am in need of a skilled professional to handle content creation and scheduling for my Instagram page on a daily basis. This includes: - Images: Photoshoots, editing, and formatting for Instagram posting. - Videos: Creation, editing, and formatting for Instagram posting. - Graphics/Infographics: Des...Graphics/Infographics: Design and creation of visual content relevant to the message being displayed. The candidate should have experience in digital photography, video filming/editing, graphic design, and social media management. Excellent knowledge of Instagram, its various formats, and the platform's algorithm for maximum engagement is also crucial for successful outcomes. Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, Premiere Pro, or any similar software will b...

I'm looking for a skilled photo editor to remove unwanted objects from the background of 8 photos. The objects include vehicles, power lines, partial buildings, and roads. The ideal freelancer will have expertise in photo editing and manipulation, with a sharp eye for detail and a strong portfolio that demonstrates previous work in similar projects. Key requirements: - Removing vehicles, power lines, partial buildings, and roads from the background of 8 photos. - Ensuring the new background looks like natural scenery. Please submit your past work for review.

...artistically place our pets into formal attire - think tuxes, dresses or any other interesting ideas you might have. Here's what I need: - The project involves editing 4 or 5 photos, with each pet showcased in a unique, formal attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to b...

I'm in dire need of a skilled Photoshop image editor with a knack for brand logo alteration. The project involves background removal, color correction, and object retouching. Essentially, the task entails removing brand logos from various images and replacing them with different logos. This isn't a recurring job; the changes should be made once for all images. Freelancers with experience in logo manipulation, keen attention to detail, and the ability to maintain the integrity and quality of the images will be given priority. Preference will be given to those with quick turnarounds. A portfolio showcasing similar work will be highly appreciated.

...the older gentleman from one photo into the other that has 3 other guys, and ensure that the final result looks realistic and harmonious. The editing needed for this project is limited to object placement, and the desired atmosphere I want to create is warm and sunny. Key Requirements: - Expertise in photo manipulation and object placement - Proficiency in image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop - Ability to create a realistic and coherent final image - Understanding of color and lighting adjustments to match the desired atmosphere Please note that the person should be placed behind the guy with black glasses and black long sleeve in the new photo. Your ability to achieve a seamless and natural look is crucial. Prior experience in similar projects or a strong portfolio d...

I'm looking for an experienced photo editor who can create a composite photo with a casual/business style, featuring a background that gives the impression of an office environment or a photo backdrop. Requirements: - The photo should have a casual/business style to it. - The background should evoke an of...Requirements: - The photo should have a casual/business style to it. - The background should evoke an office environment or a photo-like backdrop. - The composite photo should seamlessly blend 20 additional people into the scene. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in photo editing and compositing. - Ability to blend subjects into a background realistically. - Experience working on casual style photos. Would like a quote and turn around time. Would also like to see...

I'm in need of an experienced Photoshop expert to make edits for over 100 wedding photos. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Photoshop - Proven experience in photo editing

I have included examples of each of the following files I would like to have: - Each US state in a vector EPS file with a cut line. Each as their own file name. - A photo of each with dimensions - A mock up photo of ea...and associated dimensions Example: North Each state .EPS cut file would need to be within a 3.5" x 5.5" rectangle or a 5.5" x 3.5" rectangle. Whichever best fits the state. I have attached an "Examples" file as well that gives further instruction for setting up the file. There are 50 States. I will need 3 folders: 1- Cut Files (50 .EPS files) 2- Dimension Photos (50 Photos) 3- Mock Up Photos (50 Photos To find all the state outlines, you will need to Google "Florida Outline Image". This will...

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I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...

We need a freelancer to carry out a simple task. It is about verifying that a shipment matches against a packing list. The Freelancer must go to the factory or warehouse where the shipment is located, count the products and take photos according to a manual that we will send; stay in the factory or warehouse until the containers are filled out and take pictures of the loading process according to the manual we would provide

I'm in need of a professional architect to make renders ( exteriors and interior , and for the masterplan) and design the final board presentation . *important point * - You should have Revit 2024 (as the files were created in Revit 2024) - you should be professional in using Photoshop ( as you should design the board in photoshop) -You should use Lumion to make the renders. Your scope : 1) renders for 6 exterior , 3-4 interiors , and render for the masterplan 2) design the final presentation board. *Work should be done totally in* Sunday 12/5/2014