I'm tired of all the old writers - want to hire someone I haven't seen on here, yes that means you!

We're tired of seeing all of the same old writers on here. We want to hire someone new. Someone different. Someone hip. This assignment is challenging. This is assignment is raw. While we are paying you for it, we want you to be someone who enjoys tearing these things apart. We want you to have that spirit, that zest - that I came, I saw, I conquered - sentiment that distinguishes individuals of grandeur. We are looking for someone so extrodinaire they just exude writer through every pour. This is a small project - yes. But for both us and for you it can be something to remember for a life time. We sincerely hope that some sort of unique talent appears from the wood works for this project.