Create 100 quality excuses

Hi freeLC, I understand that you are looking to provide a set of concise, credible excuses that people can really use, under a range of different headings. As someone who has found myself in most of these situations, I am up to the challenge and will provide 100 excuses with a relatively even spread across the 49 headings, and at least one excuse per heading. I agree to the terms and conditions, and understand the format that you require in terms of filename and syntax for adding to the existing file. I look forward to working with you again on this project. regards, Rae

I would not say I'm the best, since there are many skilled writers here, but what certainly makes me better than the next is a definite command over vocabulary, fluency and lucidity in expression and adaptability, since I can write long, connected sentences or short, simple ones as required or according to requirement. More than anything else, I'm fervently looking for writing-work, so combine my language skills with a heavy dose of sincerity and commitment, and you have an excellent choice at your disposal. Looking forward to your positive response. Regards Tanveer

A+ WRITER HERE -------- Ready to start this work, expect HIGH QUALITY from me. Looking Forward.......Thank you!

Hey, If you want your content to be original, creative, and unique then I can assure you the high quality work enriched with creativity. My research skills are highly commendable and writing is my passion. I am very much comfortable and well acquainted with UK and US English. I have successfully completed many projects assigned to me on different platform. The delivery on time with maintaining the high quality is my motto. Kindly consider me for this job, if you have any doubt over my quality please check out portfolio for my writing samples. Thanks

Hi, I have done my MBA in Marketing and have worked for 6 years in McKinsy as a Strategy Consultant. I have written content for 50+ EBooks, 300+ websites, 1000+ Blogs, 200+ Whitepapers, 350+ Case Studies, 500+ Ad Campaigns & PR Articles. Give me the work and I will give you three guarantees: 1. I will Strictly adhere to the timeline otherwise don't pay me. 2. 100% original work and copyscape guaranteed. 3. I will start immediately so you don't need to wait even for minute. Since I have to build reputation on Freelancer, we are providing services at throw away prices. Let me know when to start. Thank you.

Hello, my name is Tonci and I am from Croatia. I am a writer by trade, and have completed English and writing courses to become a freelance writer for an English speaking audience. I have always had a talent for writing, but have been a professional in various fields which lends my knowledge to a wide range of subjects including: General articles, Blog posts, Academic articles, Essays, Guest posts, SEO articles, Press releases, Product descriptions and Stories. I must be honest and say that I have never worked on such a project, but it looks very interesting. Therefore, I would like to give it a try. I checked your files and I agree to the terms and conditions. Also, here is one sample message as you have requested. "I am sorry I haven't read your e-mail but it came as spam, and I haven't really paid attention to it." I hope you will give me a chance. Thank you in advance. Best regards, Tonci!

Hello, My bid is for 100 High Quality excuses. Being a expert author and having 8 years of writing expertise (articles, rewriting, blogs, ghostwriting etc) Good Work at Affordable Price, 100% Milestone Required - I have 850+ Reviews. Kind regards.

My bid is for 100 quality excuses and I agree to your mentioned terms. I am expert of writing E-books, Projects, Thesis, Amazon based Reviews, Descriptions, Articles, Web Content, Sales Pages and Press Releases. Consistent high quality and on time delivery of reliable content is what make me proud. Kindly check below messages for samples. LEAVING WORK EARLY *** 1 YP *** I've to take my daughter to the doctor for checkup. TAKING URGENT LEAVE *** 2 YP *** I've to go out of station to attend the funeral of my grandfather.

Respected Employer, I am interested in your project and I would like to work for you. Kindly don't ignore me because of my fewer reviews. Just give me a chance to prove myself. I will not give any issue of copy paste as I am a premium user of Copyscape. I am a very reliable writer and always deliver work on time; you can see my feedback :) The sample is available in my Portfolio, so you may check the quality of my words. I would like to have more details.

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If you are looking for masterfully crafted content coupled with creativity and originality, I am here to serve you. Dear Sir, i have written plenty of SEO articles, Blog posts, press releases, web contents, Rewrite ups and general articles. I can show you my past experience or publications which is also accessible to you by visiting my freelancer portfolio. Just a chance is needed. Speedy work combined with originality is guaranteed. I will bring attractive and crispy ideas in your required content. I am neither a company nor reseller, i write individually. Hence, your satisfaction chances are more. Thanks

Hello Friend, I am a Native English Speaker from Texas and am currently living in Pakistan. I have been writing, rewriting, and editing articles for two years. I also write CV's and Cover letters. I can definitely do this project for you without a hassle. If you decide to hire me, then please create a milestone because it is my working policy to work with a milestone. Why should you hire me? I am a Native English Speaker, my grammar is impeccable, I love to write, I will deliver on time, high quality is my goal, the articles will be checked twice before they are delivered to you, and because I know I can do well on this project. I look forward to working with you. Please check my reviews to see what my other clients have to say about me. Thanks

Hello there. After reading your project description I can say that I am capable of completing your project. I understand how you want the excuses, and I also understand that after I send you the task, I have no right on my work and I accept to work as a ghostwriter. Although I will need some time for thinking, I will try to provide you two excuses according to your requirements: FORGETTING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY I had a lot of things going on. ***1NI*** I'm completely sorry that I forgot about your birthday but in the last time I had a lot of problems on my head and I couldn't find a method to solve them all. (I forgot to mention that I am a single writer, and I do not have a team. I am available via gmail, sadly I don't have a microphone for skype)

Hello I would love to help you come up with 100 excuses for Google users in need of a quick way out. I accept the terms and conditions stated in your file regarding what it means to be a ghostwriter. I'm a very creative person, and I know how to make a text sound natural and original. I also handle SEO projects for most of my clients, which gives me an extra edge in the field of optimising websites. I know what to look for when getting an article on the first pages of Google Search, and I know how to research terms that have the highest hit rate, so that your article will be easier to find. I am fluent in US English and I'm familiar with its spelling regulations, as I've been working at a translation agency for the past 3 years. I hope to work with you, and here is a sample of what excuses I would suggest, to show you that I'm the person you're looking for: NOT PAYING A PARKING TICKET *** 1 AO *** I tried paying with a credit card but they only accepted cash and I didn't have any on me. LOOKING STONED *** 2 AO *** I'm allergic to pollen and my eyes get really red Hope this convinces you but please don't hesitate to contact me should you need any other info. Have a great day! Adriana

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Looks fun :) I understand your terms and conditions. And would love to start with it. Ex: NOT GOING TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY | I've got to study for an exam tomorrow. |I'm driving out of town today.

Hello, My name is Mia Nguyen. I'm from the United States. I have a Bachelor of Arts in Journalism. I looked at your documents below and I couldn't help but find it to be relatable! My friends are always asking me for excuses to not attend events or what to say to their boyfriend/girlfriends when things aren't going right. I'm a published writer and I write an advice column for the website This Recording. I can accept the terms and conditions of not owning any rights to this piece of work. I can deliver this to you in a timely manner. I look forward to hearing from you soon! Sincerely, Mia

Hello! The job sounds easy enough. I am a professional writer with years of experience, and university education on the field of creative writing. Thank you for your consideration!

I am hard working and passionate. I can assure you quality work on time. Kindly consider me for your project.