English Natives ONLY! Fun and easy work!

We need an English native writer with a fun writing style to write 3 articles on sexual health topics and 100 short fun facts on another topic. In total we're looking at around 3400 words (2 x 450 word articles and 100 x 25-30 word facts). We will not consider bids from anyone who is not a native English writer or has a proven ability to write in fluent, conversational English. ALL WORK MUST BE UNIQUE! WE DO NOT PAY FOR COPIED WORK!! Budget max: $25 Deadline for project is TONIGHT. 12 hours from now - 11:30PM Eastern Standard Time.