I need 4 tshirts designed.

PLEASE READ ENTIRE DESCRIPTION VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE BIDDING ON PROJECT... We are looking for someone to design four separate simple t-shirts for us. We already have the ideas, but we need someone to come up with the actual design to put on the t-shirts. This is a very, very simple task for anyone with any decent design skills. Please remember to have your bid reflect that. The shirts must be bold, hip, and look like a professional created them. We want someone that can understand and relate to sarcasm and irony, as these shirts will consist of that. Three of the designs will consist of either a single word or small phrase. We want you to lay the text out on the shirt with the font/graphic/color scheme you think would look best. If you feel that any additional graphic or styling would improve the concept, we are open to your ideas. The fourth design would consist of simple graphic, which we believe to be public domain. We want you to take that graphic and make any improvements (if needed) and change one word on it. All designs should be limited to one or two colors to help keeps costs down when printing. Once awarded, we will provide samples of other t-shirts we have had designed in the past to help you on this. In your bid, please let us know if you provide multiple initial concepts, and how long you think the project will take (the quicker, the better). If you can provide any mock up(s) to help us make a decision, that would help as well. Good luck bidding!!