Peculiar as it is, this is a cover letter.
Since your time is a valuable resource, stop reading now if want the next lines to be something utterly conventional that will answer all your questions and inspire you to feed the poor.
This will not be a squeaky clean, picture perfect, all skills checked cover letter. This is an unshapely, breathing, pulsating, living contraption that will either amaze or vex you.
I am sure that at this point you are immune to yet another aspiring copywriter, but as always, there is one stubborn, egotistical daredevil who still believes in himself.
When it comes to words, I like to twist, twirl and twine them until they are almost alive, until they have a conscience of their own. And where are words, ideas will follow. I would not say that I will concoct the road to Mars. Then again, I actually may. Only that it will be in the form of a sixty second spot or a fifteen words blurb. I never run dry of ideas. Above all, I am a creator.