Numerous programs for April Fools

Startup Sound Program modifies windows startup sound to a given audio file and increases volume to max. Change mouse cursor Program replaces mouse cursor icon with a different icon. sound mouse cursor Program plays a certain audio file everytime the user clicks. Keyboard sound Program plays a certain audio file upon keypress. photo popup A photo opens up every three minuetes that takes up the whole screen. replace keys Program rearranges some letters of the keyboard. For example when the "a" button is pressed "b" is displayed on screen. bring up shutdown window Program brings up shutdown screen every three minuetes. turn screen upside down Program inverts the screen. Turns it upside down. turn screen inverse Program turns the screen negative. White is black and black is white. redirect sites to prankboss Program modifies host file such that google, facebook, addicting games redirects to certain website. random key once in a while Every once in a while a random keystroke is submitted to the active apllication. maximum volume Program keeps volume on maximum and does not let user adjust volume minimum volume Program keeps volume level on mute and does not let user change. cd drive ejects once in a while Program makes the cd drive open up every three minuetes. screen flickers once in a while Program makes screen go blanks every minute for a period of 3 seconds. moving start button The windows start button in bottom left corner moves everytime the cursor is over it. Pressing the windows button does not work. Printing Program Prints a piece of paper with a certain string of text everytime computer is started. Screen resoltuion scrambler Everytime computer is started the resolution is set to 640x480. User cannot use display settings to restore proper resolution. -All programs require source code -All programs must have very good compatilibity with all windows OS's -All programs must have minimal dependencies on external libraries or frameworks -All programs must create a shortcut on desktop to a website that will be given -All programs must have changeable parameters (for example, I can recompile it with [login to view URL] instead of [login to view URL]) -All programs must have a method of reversing the effects (I don't care how you do it... uninstaller, delete files, etc) -Bids Can be submitted for individual programs as well