Adult Webcam Site Review - Parody format 01

Do you think you could write a review of an adult pay-per-minute webcam chat site in a parody format -- e.g. "Webcam site review by George Bush", or The Pope, or someone like that. Without ever saying in the review who you are -- but giving enough hints that people get it. E.g. for Bush you might complain about your office being such a weird oval shape, and talk about your assistants Dick and Condi etc etc. The reader should chuckle as they read, as well as get the details of the site being reviewed. This project is for ONE example review. Length: 1,000 words Topic: Review of adult webcam chat site that you may choose from a list I provide