Create a Responsive Wordpress Theme

OBJECTIVE: Searching for an experienced Wordpress expert/guru to create 1 FITNESS WORDPRESS THEME and above in a short amount of time. You must be highly skilled in ENGLISH and WORDPRESS and be able to communicate effectively. Specifications: 1. 1 CUSTOM TURNKEY WORDPRESS THEME DESIGNS that MUST be FULLY RESPONSIVE. The Wordpress theme should be created to fit not only laptop and computers but also mobile devices (iphones, tablets, etc). I am looking for you to provide Initial Website theme Design Mock ups and Revisions for review. 2. Theme should be W3C Validated HTML: Validated HTML with CSS and JAVASCRIPT, thus huge scope for future expansion 3. Compatible for Integrating PLUGINS with the Website. Must also be compatible for integrating GOOGLE ADSENSE and AFFILIATE Links. 4. ADDITONAL FEATURES should include Media Gallery, multimedia integration (i.e. You Tube Integration, music players, photos), GOOGLE ANALYTICS, SEO Friendly. 5. Free UPLOAD and CONFIGURATION/INSTALLATION of the Wordpress theme on to ANY hosting server. Theme should normally be in zip file and ready to upload in Wordpress dashboard back-end. 6. Do-It-Yourself TRAINING: Written instructions, links, or video based Training on using the theme you have created (if they are difficult to learn) would be greatly appreciated! 7. POST COMPLETION SUPPORT: Hopefully we create a great relationship where you are able to provide free support post completion if I have questions. 8. Quick Turn Around Time: Hopefully your experience and expertise allows for quick turnaround time for this project