Joomla GURU needed for christian community

I need a Joomla GURU to work for me at least the coming few days. You also have to work fulltime today. You need Yahoo messenger. Notice: Since my budget is very low I can't afford more then $8 per hour. I need to know your hourly fee. If you do well I might hire you as a fulltime employee. Send me a PM with all the Joomla work you have done. You have to know how to do custom coding and other things. If you're a christian that would be a big plus. The site is [login to view URL] If you REALLY read the text above add *read* to your post.