570288 Need Wordpress Theme for Funny Pictures similar to LOLSnap 2

I need one custom theme for WordPress created. I will be using this website to post funny pictures. The website will have similar features as [login to view URL] The following are the requirements for the new theme: 1) Need small header similar to [login to view URL] 2) The next and previous buttons on pictures similar to [login to view URL] 3) The content area needs to be similar [login to view URL] 4) The website need to have background colors similar to [login to view URL] but not exact same colors. 5) The theme should be light weight and should be able to handle alot of traffic. Use more CSS instead of making PHP calls for everything. 6) The theme should be SEO friendly.