Submission To Web Hosting Directories & Review Sites

I am after somebody to submit my website to a large number of hosting reveiw sites and directories. The text must be different, so Google does not see it as spam or duplicated content, and must be manually submited. The higher the Google page rank, the better. Before submitting, I require a list of sites in Excel with the intended text, and URL. Ideally including Google pagerank too. I will personally check the list, and remove any I feel are not required. Please let me know how many sites you will submit to, and your time scale. I have various graphics you may use too. Please do not post a generic reply here, I will only choose someone who has taken the time to write an individual reply to this post.