Tweak Wordpress Theme

Looking for a wordpress wizard to tweak my theme. I would do it, but I don't have the time to research tutorials. If you search Larisa wordpress theme that will show you the theme that I am using. - Remove %postdate% from permalink url. - Align first button in navbar to the left. - Fix navbar when you click on parent category (it moves the entire navbar down) - Remove archive pages. (When you click on the category it takes you to an awful "archive for the category" page. I want it to go to the post page.) - Remove Read More button/function from the site. I hate it. I don't need it. - Remove next page and pingback/ trackbacks section that shows up on post pages. Don't need it. - Remove Posted in with the image of the folder. - Keep number of comments, but put it on post pages. *I will pay an extra $50 if you can get "theme my profile" plugin to work with my theme. an error message keeps showing up.