Hi-- I have six years of voice over experience, plus stand-up comedy, sketch comedy, and TV narration experience. Also, I cope with flirtation and attempted pick-ups from guys on a weekly basis.
This project sounds like it's right up my street! I have a broadcast-quality home studio and can record all three of them for $300 if the scripts are provided at one time, or I can record just one of them for $150 (my minimum fee is $150 per recording session.)
See PM for audio demos.