Help me with Internet Marketing

We are launching a product which in 2 weeks must generate a super buzz!!!! When i mean super buzz i mean this thing has to be talked about everywhere. We need to get in with magazines like wired, techcrunch, gizmodo, and all the top blogs for tech that exist out there that will talk about our product. OUr window of opportunity is only 1 week 2 weeks tops. We are the inventors of this crazy product(the real and first inventors). Unfortunately our video team took way too long to get the video done, and 2 guys came out with a similar product. They grossed 1.4million in presales in the first week. That is money that should be going to us since we invented it. The good news is ours is better and the name of the game is marketing. If it is marketed correctly it doesnt matter who is first but who is the best and better known. We are going to be posting it on crowdsourcing websites, and need to make it gain enormous popularity to fund this product!!! I want a team or someone who can get us in with all those magazines, who can get us on all the top blogs, who can make hundreds of thousands of people hit us on facebook( REAL PEOPLE) on twitter, on youtube, on Pinterest, on everywhere. We want the real deal, not robots. we want in with all the top mags and websites. We need help!! who is willing to join us! this is a start off project, but i assure you that if the job is done very well, we will re hire for a lot of stuff that we have to be launched!!! all details of the product will be given upon chat and bids. Thanks