Wordpress Designer (BUILD WITH ME)

READ FIRST: IF YOU APPLY TO THIS POSITION, ARE HIRED AND THEN QUIT WITHOUT COMPLETING NEGATIVE FEEDBACK WILL BE LEFT! REQUIREMENTS: -- EXPERT AT STYLIZING CSS TABLES WITH A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF CLASSES AND ID'S -- EXPERT AT ALIGNING CSS BLOCKS PROPERLY FOR MULTIPLE BROWSERS -- YOU MUST BE ONLINE AND COMPLETE WORK WHILE I AM ONLINE WORKING WITH YOU -- MUST FOLLOW DIRECTION AND COMPLETE WORK QUICKLY -- ABILITY TO VIEW A WEBSITES FEATURE, AND DUPLICATE THAT FEATURE WITH YOUR OWN CODING WHAT YOU WILL BE DOING: -- IMPLEMENTING DYNAMIC TABLE ELEMENTS INTO A WORDPRESS THEME -- CREATING NEW DIVS, ALIGNING CSS, AND FORMATTING APPEARANCE -- CREATING CLEAN CSS, AND REMOVING UNUSED CLASSES AND IDS FROM CSS FILE -- CONFIGURING SEVERAL ASPECTS OF WORDPRESS REVIEW PLUGIN TO OPERATE CORRECTLY -- IMPLEMENTING FACEBOOK COMMENTING ALONG-SIDE DEFAULT COMMENTS -- CODING THREADED COMMENT FUNCTIONALITY, AND THE ABILITY FOR EACH COMMENT TO BE OPENED IN ITS OWN PAGE (READ FULL COMMENT BUTTON) I AM LOOKING TO HIRE SOMEONE IMMEDIATELY, AND THE WORK WILL BE HOURLY. HOWEVER YOU PREFER TO BE PAID IS FINE, HOWEVER I WILL NOT PAY YOU UNTIL I SEE THE WORK BEING COMPLETED. PERSONAL SIDE NOTE: I HAVE HAD SEVERAL NEGATIVE EXPERIENCES ON THIS WEBSITE, FREELANCERS CLAIMING THEY CAN COMPLETE A TASK AND CANNOT. I AM NO LONGER "OKAY" WITH THIS, AND WILL NOT HESITATE FOR A SECOND BEFORE REPORTING YOU. I AM ONLY SEEKING INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE CAPABLE AND EDUCATED. IF YOU CANNOT MEET ME ONLINE WHILE YOU WORK, DO NOT APPLY.