I am the writer for this job. Why? I have acted in multiple stage comedies; am well read in Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and other comedy playwrights; I am well acquainted with literature; I am an English major; I have written many creative pieces in the past, including novels, short stories, scripts, and poetry; I have worked in many genres and can adapt to whatever you prefer; and most importantly, I love writing, and I love making people laugh. Since I am a student I don't have anything going on right now (as it is summer), I can ensure a script per your specifications within 30 days of being awarded the project.
In addition, I am a member of a writing community with dozens of authors who bounce ideas and stories off of each other, and work together on characters to build a product that is rock-solid in plot and quality. I would be the head, but definitely not the only author to build your script.
Thank-you for this opportunity! I look forward to the possibility of working with you.