Need 1000 Top Quality Hindi Jokes

Require around (Funny and Hilarious) 1000 Top Quality jokes in HINDI Language. There is no need to type in Hindi; it is enough to type them in English the way they are pronounced in Hindi. Example "apna naam kya hai?" should be typed if the language is Hindi and the question is "What is your name". However its also ok if you have jokes written directly in Hindi Font; but please make sure that there is no need to install any special font to view it. =========== IMPORTANT =========== *************I NEED UNIQUE CONTENT************* You can spin off other jokes but please make sure that the end result contains unique sentence formations and the essence of the joke isnt lost in that process. ************************************************ PLEASE DONT BLINDLY COPY FROM OTHER WEBSITES. ************************************************ Even if the jokes arent unique, the sentence formations should be unique and the wordings should be changed. Please dont copy from other websites/books and change the spelling. Jokes and SMS categories: ------------------------------ Jokes ====== Doctor, Marriage, Lawyer, santa banta, husband and wife, school jokes, student jokes, college jokes, short one liners etc. Unacceptable Content: adult/dirty/rasist/sardar jokes/teasing celebrities/teasing religion or teasing a particular state or city or language etc. ********Important******** CONTENT SHOULD BE UNIQUE. To verify this, you can copy a particular joke or sms or a line and search it in Google. No other website should have the same joke or sms. You can spin off or transform other jokes or sms but the end result should contain unique wordings and sentence formations and the essence of the joke shouldnt be lost in the process. ************************** These jokes/content shouldnt be resold anywhere or hosted in any other website. ************************** Please add a title in English and the category of each joke or sms. If posssible PMB me 1 or 2 sample jokes when making a bid. PS: Max I can pay is 100$ for this project. ============================================