Wordpress and PHP Expert

I need someone extraordinary in PHP and wordpress who can help me in various projects. Upon awarding I will give you a small wordpress job which involved php work which will take 5 minutes for some one. then i will provide you the main work. 1. $40 fixed budget, don't overbid, you are wasting your bid then 2. if you miss deadline due to bad electricity and all other stuffs, I will award you a terrible incomplete review. 4. I have tons of work to do, please finish this asap. I am in search of ggod guys :( 3. are you wellversed in magento ?just yes or no